Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Episode 5



“Are you gay?”

Nino almost choked on his broccoli as Mao asked that question, regarding him seriously.

“How many times are you going to ask me that?” he scowled at her.

She had been springing that question on him the whole day. While they were going around the supermarket, at the lines, on the bus, which leads to people around them staring at him, as if waiting for the answer. Every single time. And now here! It almost feels like his Yoda mug is also curious what the answer is. Gar.

“That’s coz you never answer! It’s either you sneer at me, tell me to shut up, or your eye does that twitching thing. You know, you should maybe have that checked,” she pointed her spoon at him.

“You really expect me to justify that with an answer?! Just because I don’t like the kiss that you ambushed me with doesn’t mean I’m gay!”

That kiss. When she pulled away, they both just stood there for a moment staring at each other, wide-eyed and sort of frozen. It almost looked like she was blushing but maybe his mind was just playing tricks on him. Both his heart and mind were already buzzing in hyperdrive so he really can’t be sure. (He seems to recall vaguely he heard choking and gasping at a nearby table then.) And it was a miracle he was still able to move and talk.

“Good day, sir! And what would you like to have?” the perky McDonald’s guy had asked.

Nino blinked at him, still a little stunned. He’s putting too much pressure on him with that question!

“Can I have a kiss with fries?” he then answered as he gave a wide grin.

Wait, what did he just say? As he observed the guy staring at him, mouth slightly agape while Mao was trying to muffle the laugh that had her clutching her side. Nino scowled at the memory and at her right now, looking at him, eyes crinkled in amusement.

“Most guys would have liked that,” she teased.

“Well, I’m not like most guys,” he muttered and scooped his food.

“Yeah… you aren’t…,” she said softly. “So was that your first kiss?”

Why is she feeling a blush on her face right now? She was just teasing him. Why would she be feeling giddy about it? It was just a kiss. It was nothing. Yeah. Nothing. Ah, Chuba! Heh? Nino gave her a glare and avoided her eyes.

“It is, huh?” she grinned widely at him, trying to steady her heart.

“I’m not going to consider it as my first kiss! This does not count!” he pouted. “Just don’t do that again, okay?”

He had always imagined his first kiss would be in a very romantic setting as he in his cool Han Solo outfit and his girl in Princess Leia (Duh.) is dancing to a slow song. Okay, so he likes costume parties. It wasn’t a crime.

Mao’s smile wavered a little at that. “It’s not like I want to kiss you! I told you I wanted to teach those guys talking like that!” she huffed.

What makes him think she likes kissing him? Just because her heart was racing a mile a minute, giving her a little rush, a little flutter in her vein… Okay, so maybe she liked it a little. Like on a microscopic level? Whoa! The paranormal air around him must be doing things to her brainwaves. *Sithspit! And why is she suddenly cursing like him now?

“So you’re just taking pity on me? That’s so much better,” he said. “I don’t really care what they say.”

“I care!” flashed across her mind. Seriously, too much paranormal interference. And pity? It will never be that. What she hates most is being pitied on…

“It’s not that! I just- I just wanted to do something for you,” she said quietly. Did she just say that?

Nino’s eyes went to her, a little taken aback. The broccoli stopping halfway from his mouth.

“And it was fun watching those two guys choking on their burgers and fries,” she grinned and reached for her juice.

Nino rolled his eyes. He knew that her sadistic nature was more of the reason.

“You could have just pretended to be my girlfriend if you really wanted to do that,” he muttered. “Like calling me baby boo or whatever earthling couples call each other.”

Wait. Did he just say earthling couples? Apparently he did, judging from the way Mao was laughing with glee at him. She recovered, sighed endearingly and grabbed a piece of chicken.

“Oh Kazu, you never fail to make me laugh and suspect you really are an alien.”

He watched as she happily licked her fingers and picked up her spoon and fork. He jerked his eyes away from her lips and shoved more food into his mouth.

**

Nino shifted the guitar on his lap restlessly. He thought playing it would calm him down but apparently… Why can’t he stop thinking about the kiss? It’s as if he could still feel her lips… Gar. This must be one of her ways to get inside his head thus torturing him. Vanquished the Moo must be! Heh.

Even though he tried to disregard it, his mind just wouldn’t let him… He shouldn’t like it! He doesn’t even really like her! And she shouldn’t be kissing guys so casually! And he actually thought this would even compare to a lightsaber battle with Darth Vader, he snorted in his head. No way…! Right? Unconsciously, he gently touched his lips… her lips, they tasted of- He was beamed back to the present as Mao noisily stepped onto the back porch. He cleared his throat casually, trying to ignore his skipping heart. She startled him, that’s all!

From the corner of his eyes, he watched as she plopped down and started wiping the small whiteboard in her hands clean. Which served as a scoreboard for them. (Jedi: -3469. Sith: 200,000,000.) She wrote something down and then faced it up to the sky, waiting for something. He looked at it. ‘Take Me With You’.

“What are you doing?”

“It’s a message to your species to beam me up so I can ask them things to make me understand why you are so weird,” she explained, matter-of-factly as Nino gaped at her. She had seen the new rules.

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #12: Resident Inoue shall not eat the landlord’s food.

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #13: NO KISSING!

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #14: Resident Inoue shall always maintain a distance of two meters from the landlord. At all times.

“You know, you give aliens a bad name,” she continued as Nino growled at her. “What’s the name of your planet again? Planet Ziplock or something?”

Nino ignored her.

“You must have a scientific name right?” she teased, laughing. “Kazunarus Geekus.”

“You’re the Moo here,” he grumbled under his breath.

“What was that?”

Silence.

“How much do you think I’ll get if I hand you over to the government?” she continued.

“I’ll tell you all about me if you tell me your story,” Nino then said, turning to her.

Mao blinked at him. “What story?”

Nino raised an eyebrow. “Don’t play dumb with me.”

Mao gave a shrug, a closed expression on her face. “It’s not important.”

“I don’t think so…,” he started carefully. Somehow the night he tucked her in came back to him. She had been sleeping restlessly. Does it have something to do with her family? “You can talk to me…”

Mao opened her mouth. How come she wanted to tell him about it? She’s always avoided telling others; afraid of their reaction, of how they’d look at her after knowing…

“How come you don’t want to go home? Why do you want to stay here?”

“That place was never home to me…,” she said softly. “Kazu… I…” And then something occurred to her. What he said… “You’re not really concerned about me are you? You just want me to go back!” she then accused.

Nino opened and closed his mouth. Normally, that would have been what was on his mind. But this time, he really was concerned!

“O-Of course not! I just want to help in some way!”

He looked really sincere but a sensitive part of her doesn’t believe him. Or is afraid to believe him.

“Why do you want to stay here?” she repeated. “That’s another way of saying why aren’t you leaving!”

“You’re twisting my words! I never meant that!”

“Don’t worry! I’ll be gone when summer’s over! You’ll have your peace and quiet back!” she shouted at him, stood up and stomped into the house as Nino could just gape.

**

“Can you come sleep with me in my room, Daddy?” she asked, clutching her stuffed frog as she stood in front of his study table.

He took off his glassed and rubbed his temples, slightly irritated. “I still have work to do. Go back to your room.”

Mao watched as he turned back to the papers in his hands, dismissing her. She then cringed as lightning struck and the thunder rumbled outside. She took a deep breath; her heart gave a slight twinge.

“Please, Daddy,” she said, lips quivering. She always had to beg… “I’m really scared…”

He turned exasperated eyes on her and stood up. Mao’s heart soared as he led her back upstairs. She clutched her stuffed frog tighter, smiling at his back as she followed. In her room, she then climbed into bed and laid down. But then quickly sat up as he started back towards the door.

“Daddy?”

“Just go to sleep. There’s nothing to be afraid of,” he said, opening the door.

Mao yelped as a roar of thunder erupted once more.

“Please. Stay, Daddy,” she pleaded. “Even for just a little while. I-I’ll sleep better if you’re here…”

He didn’t seem to hear her as he stepped out and closed the door behind him. She gave another yelp as the deafening thunder boomed overhead.

“Daddy…,” she choked.

Mao jerked up on the bed, breathing heavily. She looked around and then buried her face in her hands for a second. She rubbed her face, frustrated. biting her lip she felt a lump form in her throat. Taking a deep breath, she closed her eyes and plopped back down on her back, entering another restless slumber…

**

“Tell him I will go back then! But right now, just let me do what I want!” Mao yelled into her phone and then hand up, glaring into the distance. She stepped back inside the house and bumped into Nino.

“What’s wrong?” he asked quietly, hearing her agitated voice.

She ignored him and stalked to the front door. The door slammed shut as Nino frowned at it. Should he follow her? But she seemed to be in a really bad mood. He should probably wait if she’s let it all out at another poor soul. He went towards the bathroom. Hmm… Something seems to be missing… Oh yeah… He’d normally be fighting to the death with her for the bathroom… Heh… She really is growing on him… Wookiees…

**

Mao sat on the back of the motorcycle, waiting for its owner. She patted the helmet in her hand distractedly, feeling restless again. This was Kazu’s fault! They’d been having fun- Okay, she had been having fun teasing him and he just had to go all serious and stuff… But maybe he was just really concerned…. Was she just being oversensitive? Oversensitive to the fact that he has wanted her to leave right from the start… Coz she-

“Get off.”

Mao’s head turned towards the voice. She smiled. Frogman. Wearing that annoyed expression again.

“Take me for a ride.”

Frogman looked at her like she was crazy. He stepped forward intending to pull her off.

“I will scream if you touch me,” she warned sweetly.

Frogman paused and frowned. Mao noticed his frog purse again and she quickly snatched it away. “What the hell?”

He glowered at her as he tried to get it back. She hid it behind her back and stuck her tongue out at him.

“You’ll get him back safe and sound. I won’t hurt him. I love frogs,” she grinned at him. “Take me for a ride first.”

“You’re out of your mind.”

“Maybe I am,” she chuckled. “Then again, I’m not the one so worked up over his widdle froggie.”

Frogman narrowed his eyes at her.

“Do you want him back or not?”

He just regarded her silently.

“Good,” Mao nodded, satisfied. “So, what’s your name?”

He gave a defeated sigh. “Yamashita Tomohisa.”

**

Nino slowly made his way up to the gate. It had been an uneventful day. He gave a frustrated sigh. What was wrong with him? He’s never complained about it before. But somehow he had missed- His thoughts were interrupted when his eyes fell on Inoue talking to a guy on a motorcycle.

“Inoue!” he called as he walked closer.

Mao turned her head to him and then ignored him.

“I’ll see you again tomorrow?” she turned to the guy, smiling cheerfully.

Her mood seems to have improved, Nino observed. And what does she mean by tomorrow? And why does he give a Wokling’s ass about it?

“I’ve already taken you for a ride, watched a movie with you, treated you to ice cream and a whole million other things, so give it here,” the guy gritted.

“You’ll get him tomorrow. I still want to see you,” she teased, waved cheerfully and walked inside the gate.

Nino stopped near the motorcycle and watched as a frustrated scowl appeared on the guy’s face. “I know how you feel,” he offered solemnly.

The guy ignored him, turned on the ignition and sped off. Nino gave a shrug and quickly ran after Mao, falling into step beside her. She was still ignoring him.

“Who was that?”

She wasn’t answering. Heh. And she was being all chummy with motorcycle dude. Who was acting as if he’s so cool. He felt a bit indignant at that.

“You really should stop the habit of bringing strangers home.”

Mao rolled her eyes, continuing to ignore him. She needn’t have to do that if it wasn’t for him! And that phone call she received earlier didn’t exactly help her mood. She thought a fun day out would make her forget about the heavy feeling in her heart. But much to her dismay, it didn’t work. And to her surprise, seeing Kazu again had left her heart feeling considerably lighter. She was still a bit miffed at him but… but he just makes things better… No matter what…

“Look, I’m sorry about last night,” Nino said, pulling her to turn to him, not knowing why it felt weird when she ignored him. “But you have to believe that wasn’t my intention.”

Mao regarded him silently. Nino gave an exasperated sigh.

“It’s not my fault you’re jumping into conclusions, okay?”

“Is that even a proper way to apologize?”

“I don’t even get it why I’m the one apologizing in the first pla-“

“Just make it up to me.” It was hard to stay mad at him for long.

He gave a smile. “I know the best way to let some steam off.”

**

“Shoot him! Shoot him!” Nino.

“I am shooting!”

“I said shoot him! Not me!”

“But it’s more fun to shoot you!” Mao laughed as she fervently pushed on the buttons.

GAME OVER. Nino hit the machine and then glared at his supposed partner, who was grinning contentedly.

“You were right. Killing a couple of evil aliens does make you feel better.”

“I’m not playing with you ever again,” he grumbled.

Mao rolled her eyes at him and laughed. Nino shook his head but smiled despite himself. Glad that finally her mood had completely lifted. He watched as she happily pointed at what she wanted to play next.

“Oooh, wait! UFO Catcher!” she exclaimed as she ran towards the machine. “Get me thr frog, Kazu!”

“Yosh! I’m the best at this!”

“That’s probably coz you’re used to flying your own UFO, right?”

Pause. Nino gave her a glare as she stuck her tongue out at him. But he was right. He had easily won her the frog she wanted. She squealed in delight as he handed it to her. It was the first time he’s really won anything for a girl. Not that he sees her as a girl or anything! She’s just Inoue. Gar… Why is he being so defensive? Mao smiled happily up at him and a curious warm feeling covered his heart. She bit her lip as she looked down at the small doll.

“Kazu, can you do me a favour?”

“I already told you I’m not going to let you shoot me with paint balls just to make it up to you.”

“It’s not that!” she chuckled. “Just that… Let’s just have fun for the rest of the summer, okay? Let’s not think of anything else. Just make this summer memorable!”

She looked up at him waiting for his answer. He nodded, understanding somehow. She then grinned at him.

“Let’s get one more frog so he won’t be alone!”

He smiled softly as she turned to the machine again. Yeah… it was better not to be alone… Definitely better…

**

“Can I ask you guys something?” Nino said tentatively. He was quite unsure if he should be telling this to them but it was hard to keep off his mind… Much to his surprise. It shouldn’t be a big deal right? Just one harmless little kiss. Other earthli- people use it as a way of greeting even!

But it wasn’t just about the kiss though… It was also about the fact that somehow he was starting to see Inoue in a much different light. He was suddenly more aware of her. Every cute smile, the way her eyes would crinkle, the way she would pout and make him want to pinch her cheeks. How he realized he wants to see her smiling. And how it made him feel that he was the reason for it. And, he wasn’t sure about this, but it seems she had made his heart go dokidoki a bit. Holy Sith! He did not just think that!

“Earth to Nino! Earth to Nino!” Aiba’s voice interrupted his thoughts. He blinked as Aiba came into view, waving his hands in front of him.

“This better not be your usual questions such as who would win a battle between the Ewoks and Care Bears,” Jun warned as he sipped his coffee.

“I still say Care Bears. They have that magic thing on their bellies,” Aiba mused.

“No, no,” Nino said. Then took a deep breath. “Let’s just say- This is purely hypothetical, okay?! I’m not saying it happened to me. But let’s say a girl suddenly kisses you out of the blue-“

“What?!” Jun and Aiba chorused.

“Who? Who is it? Who kissed you? Is it Aoi?” Aiba then shot quick questions at him.

“This isn’t one of your Princess Leia dreams is it?” Jun asked suspiciously.

“I said it was hypothetical!” Nino sputtered.

“Hypothetical, my choobies! So it it Aoi? I bet this is better than that time you got your Darth Vader voice changer, huh?” Aiba nudged him cheekily.

“It’s not Aoi,” he conceded glumly.

Jun and Aiba frowned.

“I knew it’s about your Princess Leia dreams again,” Jun then shook his head.

“It’s Inoue!” he finally blurted out.

Jun and Aiba looked like two frozen statues as they stared at Nino.

“You’re lying!” they both yelled almost blowing Nino away.

“Why should I be lying about that? It’s not exactly something I would want to gloat about,” he defended, his face turning pinkish.

“Where did she kiss you?”

“At McDonald’s. Can you belie-“

“Idiot! I meant, where, like on the cheeks, on the lips, where?” Jun rolled his eyes at him.

“On the lips! I wouldn’t make such a big deal out of it if it’s just on the cheek or something!”

Or would he?

Jun and Aiba seemed to be confused and indignant. “She told me she would never kiss a guy on the lips unless he’s someone very special!”

Jun narrowed his eyes at Aiba. “You’ve tried to kiss her?”

“As if you haven’t!”

“Guys… Focus here…”

Aiba suddenly pointed at Nino accusingly. “There’s only one explanation! You seduced her!”

Slight pause. And then the three of them burst into laughter. The image of Nino seducing anyone…

“G-Good one there, Aiba,” Jun said, gasping for air.

“Nino. Seduce. Fun-neee,” Aiba chortled as Nino wiped the tears from his eyes. He then slammed his hand on the table stopping the laughter.

“Be serious here! She wanted to teach some guys talking crap about me a lesson but did she have to-“

But his words fell on deaf ears as Jun and Aiba continued to argue in front of him. Nino opened his mouth trying to see if he can interrupt but no use. So much for thinking he’d get some enlightenment from these two. A heavy sigh escaped from him. He’ll be able to figure this out… Yeah… Maybe it’s just a normal reaction every time someone gets kissed… It was no big deal… See? He’s made some progress… Kvark (Phooey!)… He rested his chin on the table dejectedly, watching the two…

**

“Here!”

Yamashita looked down , slightly surprised, at the thing she slapped onto his hand. His frog. He looked up as Mao grinned at him.

“I would have thought you’re still going to hold him hostage while you pull me unwillingly around town again.”

“We can do that!” she chirped as she pretended to snatch the frog again.

“No.”

She chuckled good-naturedly. He regarded her silently. She seems awfully happy today. Lucky for him. Mao’s eyes then went to the frog again.

“What’s so important about him?” she asked.

Yamashita didn’t answer and climbed on his motorcycle. Mao scoffed as he turned aloof and brooding again. She stepped up beside him, pulling her face down, trying to copy his expression.

“Stop trying to be all cool and mysterious. We’re friends now!”

He rolled his eyes at her. “Let’s just say it was given to me by someone I can relate to.”

“Relate to how?” she asked again, inclining her head to the side.

“Just a childhood we didn’t particularly enjoy.”

Mao’s eyes snapped to him. He glanced at her and saw her expression.

“You don’t have to feel ba-“ he started and was taken aback as Mao suddenly placed her arm over his shoulders.

“We have more in common than we imagined, Frogman,” she said solemnly.

Yamashita gave her a sideways look. “You’re not my type,” he said, misunderstanding her actions ever since yesterday.

Mao paused, frowned and then laughed out loud as she pulled away. She softly patted his cheek. “You’re not my type either,” she grinned.

“I like funny-looking things,” she then finished and gave a chuckle as if she knew an inside joke or something.

Yamashita watched as she cheerfully put up the alien greeting sign and walked away, unable to fathom how weird she can get. He looked down at the frog in his hand, then safely tucked it away in his jacket pocket. That should be the last he’ll see of her.

**

The rain had come without warning and Nino quickly ran, his backpack held high over his head. He really should find a good cover and spotted the big tree ahead. His sneakers squished as he ran towards it, belatedly realizing someone was already standing underneath it.

“Nino!” Aoi exclaimed, pleasantly surprised.

“Hey!” Nino beamed at her as he stepped beside her. The leaves had blocked out most of the rain.

“I forgot to bring an umbrella,” she smiled at him sheepishly. She was looking quite soaked as well.

“Me too. Weird weather we’re having…”

Aoi nodded and looked up to the sky. Nino jammed his hands into his pockets as they continued their small talk but after a while had drifted into silence. He fidgeted nervously, stealing a glance at her. As he stood there with her, just listening to the rain around them, a quiet realization occurred to him.

His slightly idiotic and unnecessary confusion about Inoue was just temporary insanity. That was all. So what if his heart had once gone dokidoki around her? With Aoi, it was going dokidokidokidokidokidokidoki. Very big difference. Yeah. He had been overthinking. This is the feeling he should be more focused on. Only with Aoi…

He stole another glance at her, biting back a smile. Somehow hoping the rain wouldn’t be stopping soon. Not even minding at all that his precious Star Wars shoelaces were getting soaked…

**

“You look like hell,” Mao greeted Nino, his hair plastered on his face, dripping wet, at the door; her voice garbled as she had put a big scoop of chocolate chip ice cream into her mouth. “And what’s with that disgusting look on your face?”

He looked like he was on cloud nine as he took off his shoes and smiled at her distractedly, failing to notice she was eating his ice cream. Normally he would have noticed in a snap. He must really like rain. Mao shrugged and happily took another scoop. Nino slowly walked inside but then stopped all of a sudden as his eyes fell on a rolled up post-it that’s supposed to be stuck to-

“My ice cream!” he turned to her, eyes narrowed. She had paused in eating it.

“This is mine!” she lied. “You’ve already eaten yours!”

“You-“

“Go take a shower first or else you’ll catch a cold,” Mao interrupted him. “I don’t want Kazu germs flying around.”

His eyes were mere slits. Contemplating that for a second, he then decided to let it go and smiled wistfully as he floated away to his room.

“Mental,” Mao mumbled and continued enjoying her ice cream.

Nino was drying his hair with a towel after a while. A knock came from the door at that moment and he went to open it. The person at the door caught him off-guard. Mao frowned as she saw Aoi handing a small pot to Nino.

“I just thought you would like something hot,” she heard Aoi shyly say.

Something was telling her she didn’t like it that much, realizing Kazu’s silly look earlier had been because of her. Were they both running in the rain? So cheesy… She grabbed something from the fridge, picked up some chips and went outside the back porch, trying to block out Kazu’s dorky trying-to-act-cool laugh.

**

She was wiping the slightly wet porch with a rag when she heard Nino come out. Glancing back, she then rolled her eyes as Nino placed a big bowl of soup down. He rubbed his hands together, intending to enjoy every sip. She grabbed her drink and took a swig. Nino narrowed his eyes suspiciously at that. It was all wrapped in tape with ‘rootbeer’ marked in black bold letters on it.

“That’s not beer is it?”

“Of course not,” she said. “I remember rule number 246.”

“It’s rule number-” he then stopped himself as Mao gave an amused smirk.

He waved that away, just wanting to focus on his soup. The soup Aoi had made. He grinned widely as he picked the bowl up, failing to notice Mao rolling her eyes again.

“So can I have a beer then?”

“Yeah,” Nino answered distractedly as he eyes the soup.

Wait… Too late. Mao had gone in and a second later a six pack was with her. He gave a low growl as she smiled innocently at him. He shook his head and just sipped his soup.

“That hits the spot,” he smacked his lips contentedly a while later. Mao furtively pretended to gag.

“You know, beer warms you all up better,” she quipped as she opened a new can.

“I don’t drink,” Nino said as he pushed the beer away.

“Now you do,” she said pointedly.

“My alcohol tolerance is non-existent.”

He conceded in the end. Maybe due to Mao’s eerie powers of persuasion. Or just the fact he was feeling slightly giddy and reckless after having a moment with Aoi. What harm could it do? Alas. He had succumbed to the Dark Side again.

**

As the night wore on, more and more empty beer cans appeared. They had suddenly gone too comfortable. Nino was right, he can’t handle his alcohol. He was getting noisier and noisier as a tipsy Mao kept giving him beer, having a blast just watching him, laughing hysterically at the things he comes up with.

Their conversations were just your normal mundane stuff. Why are the Star Trek guys always in tights? Why does Princess Leia’s hair looks so weird? (She’s still pretty! Nino.) So weird why does Yoda speak? What exactly is Piglet? Kermit and Miss Piggy pairing is such a mystery… Who would win between the Ewoks and Care Bears? You know, just normal stuff.

Mao tried to catch her breath and looked up to the sky. “So where is Planet Ziplock? When are you taking me there?”

Nino shook a finger at her as he leaned on the post. “I only take special people up there.”

Mao narrowed her eyes at him, as he smiled like an idiot. Somehow she knew who exactly “special people” meant.

“Besides, Moo aren’t allowed there,” he hiccupped.

“Heh?”

“You’re a Moo.”

“Are you calling me a cow?”

“Nooo….,” he rolled his eyes at her. She doesn’t even know what Moo is? And explained it to her in detail.

Mao stared at him in silence as Nino flashed a drunk smile.

“I better have other superpowers!” she said straight-faced and then giggled as Nino laughed.

His eyes strayed to the smile on her lips. Those lips. They had tasted really good… Watermelony… Heh. He likes watermelons.

“Kazu,” she started quietly. “Your eyes have been going to my lips for a while now.”

Nino’s eyes snapped to hers. “Kvark!” he slurred as his eyes strayed away again.

“Gesundheit.”

“They haven’t. They really haven’t,” he insisted, shaking his head. And then closed his eyes, chanting, “A Jedi craves not these things.”

Mao’s giggles seem to be coming closer. He opened his eyes and was stunned to see she was slowly crawling on all fours towards him.

“What are you saying, Kazu? Do you have a naughty little Dark Side to you?” she joked as she sat in front of him, smiling.

“T-Two meters!” he stammered, pointing an accusing finger.

She sat there giggling delightedly at him, her eyes shining with mirth. He was feeling light-headed, his ears pounding, his heart travelling in light years as he looked at her…. It’s just the alcohol… Feeling an impulse surge, he suddenly leaned forward and kissed her on the-

“That was my nose,” Mao blinked at him.

He was never really a good shot. He sat there frozen for a moment when Mao slowly leaned forward.

“Are we breaking the rules now?” she whispered as her eyes softened at him.

Yeah... They were… He didn’t know why but he just couldn’t help it and found himself leaning towards her lips again. He really likes watermelons… His lips brushed hers lightly; she returning it.

Mao felt like her heart was about to burst. She never imagined silly Kazu could have this effect on her as she felt another feather light kiss from him. She kissed him back, somehow hoping he was on the same plane with her… What did he feel- Suddenly his kisses stopped, his head fell on her shoulder and his whole weight made them topple over.

He had fallen asleep! She stiffened as she looked at his closed eyes. Feeling indignant , she then pushed him off to the side. Grabbing his face, she shook it hard. He slept on. She then started pounding his chest, frustrated. He was still in his lalaland. Sighing heavily, she placed her chin on his chest and pouted at him as she felt a fierce blush, giving his nose a poke.

She continued to gaze at him. Does he feel the same? Will he ever feel the same? Or maybe Aoi is all he will ever see… She hit his chest once more, huffing. And then a bright idea suddenly came to mind. She grinned evilly and went inside to get something.

**

Nino stirred and slowly opened his eyes, squinting at the sunlight on his face. His hand felt his heavy head as he tried to get up, realizing that something was beside him and on his chest. Inoue. He froze as he looked down at her sleeping soundly; her body not exactly two meters away from his; her right arm placed over his chest.

He would probably be pushing her off and demanding she keeps her distance right now, but he just continued to gaze down at her. He took in the scent of her hair… fruity… not the Star Wars shampoo (Coz that was long gone.) He slowly lifted his hand up and placed it on her shoulder, gently pulling her closer.

What the cosmos is he doing? Two meters, remember? But… he kinda liked this feeling… Liked having her by his side…. Sleeping contentedly…. Hope she doesn’t wake up just yet… he thought involuntarily as he peeked at her, feeling a little nervous.

He then looked out and then up to the warm blue sky. His eyes snapped back down. Holy Sith! Aoi was walking through the shortcut again. He immediately pushed Mao off. She cursed as her head hit the floor hard. Rubbing it, her unfocused eyes caught Nino’s back running towards Aoi. She gave a smirk as he got closer to her.

“Good morning!” Nino greeted cheerfully, hoping she didn’t notice anything odd on the porch just now.

“Oh, good mo-“ Aoi’s voice trailed off as her eyes went to Nino’s smiling face. She slowly lifted her finger up, trying to find the words.

“What?” Nino asked, his smile fading a little. Aoi seems to be trying hard not to laugh.

“You seem to have a little something on your face,” Mao called out helpfully.

Nino’s eyes snapped dangerously back to her. She was grinning smugly. He turned towards Aoi, who was covering her mouth to stifle the giggles. He felt his stomach dropping.

“What is it?”

Aoi seemed to be having a hard time trying to explain so Mao kindly provided the answer.

“Oh, just that you have the word ‘GEEK’ on your forehead and then some whiskers in pink lipstick!”

Nino felt his blood pressure go up as his eye twitched.

“I need to be zapping an alien now,” he excused himself and quickly ran back towards Mao growling and shouting.

“You’re not getting my choobies!” Mao yelled, laughing evilly as she scrambled back inside.

**

She really needs to go! Nino thought vehemently as he angrily wrung the towel in his hands, scowling. She made him look like an idiot in front of Aoi! Okay, so maybe he always acts like an idiot in front of her but not like this! (Right?) He gave a low growl.

But then again, what was that he felt when he had woken up to her at his side? He shook his head firmly. No! It was just- just a fluke! Gar. He shouldn’t really drink. Everything last night was just a big blur. Somehow- this will sound crazy Ha-ha!- he thought they had kissed again last night….

Feech! It couldn’t have happened! Inoue hadn’t said anything about it. Or maybe she doesn’t remember too… Hmmm… but if it never happened and the thought is crossing his mind… Does that mean he wants to kiss her again? He pulled on his hair. Stop he must! He may suffer a nervous breakdown. Taking a deep breath, he pushed the door open and walked behind the counter. He looked up and then eyes widened at the person that was ordering. She… Inoue’s sister!

Maybe he should ask her things about Inoue… Maybe they are trying to find her to go home… She could go back with them! A slight pang in his heart suddenly appeared. What was that? But Inoue had said… To not think about anything else… Maybe he should listen to her. Just let things be. But weirdly… he wanted to know… What for? The reason escapes him… Still a bit confused at this sudden concern for her…

He stood there for a second and then decided. He slowly walked towards Inoue’s sister and bowed slightly. She bowed back, a small frown on her face. He looked familiar…. And then it hit her.

“A-Aren’t you Ne- Mao’s friend?” she asked, eyes widening.

**

Mao stirred on the couch as she heard the front door closing and Nino’s familiar footsteps neared. She stretched and yawned, raising herself up. She had fallen asleep while watching Nino’s ThunderCats DVDs. And okay, she had been waiting for him so they can have dinner together. Rubbing her eyes, she watched as Nino sat down on the couch. He was looking at her; somewhat differently…

“I thought we would have dinner together,” she gave a slight pout.

His eyes softened involuntarily at her, almost a sadness in them. The things he found out earlier…

“Had something to do….,” he said distractedly. “Sorry… were you waiting long?”

“I made soup!” Mao said, not noticing the sudden softness in his voice.

“Heh?” Nino said in disbelief. “In this hot weather? And you know how to make soup?”

“You didn’t seem to mind when Aoi made you some,” she narrowed her eyes at him.

“That’s coz it was rain-“

Mao pulled him up and dragged him over to the table. He should drink it all up since she worked hard for it! She pushed him down on the chair and after a while placed a big bowl of corn soup. Nino peeked at it apprehensively. It looked like something the Lochness Monster would live in. He carefully stirred it. Somehow imagining a tentacle would suddenly burst out and grab him. Vienna sausages and something that looked like meat (He hoped it really was) appeared. He glanced at her. She was waiting, anticipation in her eyes. He closed his and quickly sipped the soup.

“It tastes like soap!” he whined.

“Of course, I had to clean the meat!”

Nino looked up at her gaping. She rolled her eyes.

“I wasn’t serious! I must not have washed the bowl clean…,” she mused. “Drink it all though. It took so much time to make it.”

She then happily sat down across him. HIS ice cream in front of her.

“That’s mine!” he pouted.

Mao took a huge mouthful of the ice cream as he continued to rant about how she should stop taking his food. Didn’t she buy hers already? She regarded him thoughtfully.

“Do you remember what you did to me last night?”

“You have your own- What? What did I do?” Nino asked, looking slightly panicked.

“You kissed me.”

His mouth dropped. He did? So it all really happened? But wait, does this still mean he likes kissing her? Not really! He can’t like kissing her! It’s just coz he was drunk that time, right? That was it. Beer is evil.

“W-Wait a minute! How would I know you’re not making it up?” he asked as she got up and went to get something.

She came back scribbling something on a post-it and then unceremoniously slapped it onto his forehead. Nino’s eyes went up to it. He then took it down and looked at it. One word was written. ‘Mao’.

“As punishment for taking advantage of me, you are now mine!” Mao exclaimed excitedly. “So whatever is yours, it’s mine too!”

Nino gaped down at the post-it in his hand. He watched as she took HIS ice cream and went over to the couch. He blinked twice. And then despite himself, shook his head, amused. He was hers, huh? Somehow… That felt…

This really isn’t the time to be thinking that…

Wookiees…

Episode 4



Mao yawned widely, pulled open the door and stood there stretching. Thoughts of last night entered her mind and a small smile appeared on her lips. The three of them had ganged up on Nino (Thanks to her powers of persuasion.). He fought a good fight but he was theirs in the end. He was no match against her Kamekameha although he had adamantly refused to be ‘wounded’ because of that. (It’s considered cheating! He had said.) But Jun and Aiba had sided with her (always did) to his chagrin. And in the end he had to walk the plank. (We’re not pirates!)

She thought back endearingly to the three goofballs. Boys will be boys. They probably looked ridiculous; grown people playing like kids. But it has been a while she had this kind of innocent fun. Somehow Kazu seems to make her remember the kid in her. She didn’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing though… From the corner of her eye, she saw him step out of his door and also stood their stretching and yawning. He seemed to have noticed her. They then smiled sleepily at each other as Mao held up the alien greeting sign. But then they suddenly paused; eyes snapping to the bathroom.

Their gazes locked again and then- Mao hurriedly started towards it but Nino was one step ahead of her as he covered her face with his hands and pulled her back. She yelped as Nino quickly sprinted away and slammed the bathroom door shut. Mao cried out exaggeratedly, pretending to have gotten hurt in the process.

“That’s not going to work this time!” he yelled at her. She had already fooled him twice (She sounded really hurt those times!) But this time, no Milky Way. Heh? What was he saying now?

Mao growled at the door. He was getting smart. Her eyes then caught something.

Nino smirked smugly inside the bathroom. Ten points to the Jedi Team! He went towards the sink when his eyes fell on something. They widened in shock. He grabbed the bottle and flung open the bathroom door, glaring. She wasn’t in her room. Where- *Woklings! He ran towards his room and found her standing there, looking around, mouth slightly agape.

Mao could only blink at his sort of shrine to Star Wars. Everything was there from action figures, action figures still in boxes, mugs, caps, masks, stickers,lunchboxes, candy dispensers, dolls, toy blasters, C3PO costume, Princess Leia slave poster (Naughty Kazu!)… She stopped when she got to the cereal boxes and the fan club patches.

“Geek,” she softly breathed out.

“Girls shouldn’t just barge into a guy’s room!” he said as he tried to pull her out.

Mao made a face at him.

“You’re from outer space, Kazu. Not the prehistoric times. I just want to look around. It’s like a mini-museum,” she said as she walked towards the table, reaching out for a still boxed Darth Vader toy. (Complete with hologram card!)

Before she could grab it, Nino had snatched it away and in the process had bumped his computer’s mouse and his desktop blinked on. Mao narrowed her eyes at his wallpaper (that looked suspiciously like a photoshopped picture of him and Princess Leia) as Kazu quickly shut off the monitor. He needed to distract her.

He held out the almost empty bottle he was holding and glared at her. “Why are you using my Star Wars shampoo? I was planning on using it slowly! (Stay away from the shower gel!)”

“It smells good,” Mao shrugged. “You really didn’t notice I’ve been using that this whole time?”

“That’s coz I don’t go about smelling you or something!” he scowled.

“Well, maybe you should next time,” she batted her eyelashes, teasing him.

“Can you stop throwing around comments like that?” Nino chided. Guys might think they can take advantage of her. She should be more careful.

Mao waved that away as she grabbed a stormtrooper mask off his cabinet and then just noticed something. She then turned towards him with an accusing stare.

“You have an air conditioner here in your room? I’ve been sweating being miserable and you didn’t tell me? How come my room doesn’t have one?”

“We have to save on electricity! It doesn’t come cheap!’

Mao narrowed her eyes at him. She shrugged it off. She’s going to use it whenever she feels like it whether he likes it or not. Nino made a mental note to always lock his room now. Her eyes swept the room again.

“This is some dedication. Are you going to have the same dedication… with Aoi…?”

Slight pause for both of them. What the hell? Why is she suddenly bringing up Aoi? And why does she care anyway? No, she doesn’t. His bedroom must be some kind of portal to a wacked dimension, making her think weird thoughts. She then put on the stormtrooper mask and turned to Nino.

“To infinity and beyond!” she shouted, raising her arm up. Who’s the geek now, really?

Nino blinked at her. “That’s not from Star Wars.”

“Really? They should have thought of that. It’s pretty catchy.”

“Aren’t you a little short to be a stormtrooper?” Nino quipped. Hmm… Wait a minute…

“It’s a line from the movie, huh?” Mao smirked as she took off the mask. Nino feigned innocence.

She chuckled at him. Too cute. And then stopped that thought. Feeling restless, she then grabbed a boxed Luke Skywalker as Nino winced.

“What will happen if I open this one?” she asked innocently.

“No,” he choked out as he reached out his hand. He’s trying to maintain it in mint condition, having the idea that these will someday make him rich. A guy could dream.

“I’m just going to kidnap him for a while,” Mao said, grinning as she inched towards the door. “You can have him back after I take my shower.”

“Don’t take him to the bathroom! Something might happen to him!”

Mao faked an evil laugh while Nino could only stand there. “Oh, and I’ll have that shampoo back now.”

Cancel that ten points for him. He watched dejectedly as Mao left the room. Growling, he opened his monitor; He was going to change his wallpaper to avoid any unnecessary questions in the future. An MSN message popped up. He’s won the Ewoks plush dolls!

“Woo-hoo! In your face DarthVaderRox!” he yelled out loud as he did a little victory dance. Who in the world would want a username like that anyway? Sounds like a loser. (Trivia: His username is HaNdsomeSoLo.)

“Geeeeeeeeek,” he heard someone say behind him and saw Mao standing at the door watching him with amusement in her eyes as he froze in place.

**

Mao searched the shelves for her favourite Bubble Yum watermelon flavoured gum as she happily sipped her Slurpee while Aiba went to get one too. A guy bumped into her. She looked up and was staring into a pair of attractive eyes. The guy blew past her as if she didn’t exist. She made a face at his back and stuck her tongue out. Grabbing the gum, she then walked towards the counter as Aiba waved at her from the Slurpee machine, waiting for the light to go off.

Her eyes then went to the entrance that welcomed the new customers. She froze, dropped the gum, eyes widening. She then quickly ducked, rushing towards the back and then made her way near the door and ran out, hoping no one noticed. Finding a parked motorcycle, she hid behind it hoping it will serve as a good cover. She took the helmet and put it on just in case.

“I can’t wait for your sweet sixteen party,” she then heard one of the girls that came out.

The other girl chuckled somewhat awkwardly. “Yeah… But I wish-“

Mao tuned out their conversation, breathing a sigh of relief when they were gone. She stood up and an annoyed voice greeted her.

“Take that off.” It was the guy who bumped into her.

She slowly took it off and regarded him silently. Her eyes went to the packet of cigarettes in his hand, some candy and… Mao stared he was holding a soft frog coin purse/wallet thing. It looked a bit battered but still useable. And almost familiar. And somehow it didn’t suit him. The guy frowned at her, took a step and snatched the helmet off her hand, startling her. Mao watched as he got on his motorcycle and turned on the ignition.

“Hey Frogman, what’s your name?” she asked, stepping beside him.

Frogman ignored her, put on his helmet and prepared to drive off. His motorcycle lurched forward as she made to kick it behind him. He sped away as she stared after him disdainfully. She would have liked him coz he liked frogs. Assuming he really did and he doesn’t carry that around just for the heck of it. Bah. Her mood took a nosedive as thoughts of earlier crept into her mind. For some weird reason, she wanted to see Kazu right now.

“Are you picking up other guys while you’re with me?” Aiba said, clicking his tongue, holding his Slurpee as he stepped out.

“Of course not, my little Amoeba!” (Can’t you come up with a cuter nickname for me?)

“I’ll take you to some place interesting. How about that?” she added, grinning up at him as Amoeba smiled.

**

Nino wiped a plate dry, feeling a bit frustrated. He had been late that morning because someone took her precious time in the bathroom but thank Obi Wan Luke was okay when she got out. Despite what happened, it was a wonder how the thought of wanting her to move out as soon as possible didn’t cross his mind. He hadn’t thought about it that much today. Just once. Twice. Thrice… Wookiees! Is she growing on him?

Jun had noticed his slightly dark mood and commented on it. he thought it was best to let his frustrations and thoughts out.

“You know what my theory is?”

“No, I don’t want to hear it.”

Nino ignored him. “My theory is Inoue is part of an alien species called- erm-“

What would be the best witty remark for that?

“Moo.”

Jun stared at him.

“Yeah. She’s part of this alien species called Moo from the Planet Glog (Great Leechers of the Galaxy!) whose sole purpose is to come down to Earth to find people and suck the life out of them. Exhibit A. Me. There’s no other explanation how that girl can be so impossible and aggravating!”

Nino scowled as Jun just stared at him silently. “Don’t you ever wonder how she found me so conveniently?”

“You should ask them to beam your brain back. Seriously.”

“I really should get rid of her and you guys aren’t helping me!”

Jun grinned at him. “At least she’s added a bit of color in your life.”

Nino pouted, not wanting to admit that. He had been happy with his life before. Gar.

“Besides, haven’t you always wanted to experience an alien encounter? You just got your wish. Hey… Aiba isn’t here?”

Nino shook his head and explained it was his day-off distractedly. Alien encounter, huh? He’s always imagined they would take him to their spaceship and he’d be in the middle of an intergalactic war as their hero. Heh.

Jun narrowed his eyes. “I bet he’s with Mao right now.”

Nino rolled his eyes. “You two are really willing to let her string you along? Who knows how many guys she has?”

“She’s cute and exciting. Besides, it’s not anything serious. It’s an unspoken understanding.”

“I somehow don’t believe that. With Aiba, maybe. But you should have become bored of her by now.”

Jun scoffed. “That’s because it’s not everyday I meet a ‘Moo’.”

“Hmm…. Why do I get the feeling you’re being sarcastic?”

“That’s coz I am.”

Jun had left before Nino could go into more of his theories, leaving him to sulk on his own. His eyes caught the cinnamon rolls. Hm, he should put one aside now for Inoue before they run out, not really realizing his own thoughts and actions as he carefully picked one out (He made sure it was the biggest one.).

“This place isn’t interesting! It’s where I work!” he heard Aiba’s voice. He whirled around and was startled to see Inoue and Aiba coming in to the back.

“Kazu-ki!” Mao greeted Nino as she walked towards him, Aiba pouting behind her. “Can you come out now?”

“Why are you inviting him to come with us?”

“My dear Amoeba, you’re the one not coming with us! You are going to substitute for Kazu today!”

“Heh?” Nino and Aiba. (This is my day-off! And what did I say about my nickname? Aiba.)

“I promise not to see Jun for two days,” Mao batted her eyelashes at him.

The Moo species have an ability to brainwash and hypnotize people to do as they command.

“A week.”

“Done! Absence makes the heart grow fonder is what I feel when it comes to you,” Mao smiled sweetly at him.

“She wants me,” Aiba nudged Nino.

“What is wrong with you?”

“Come on Kazu-ki!” she said as she blew a kiss at Aiba.

The Moo species also has the ability to render a person immobile and make them follow them blindly.

**

“What do you really want?” Nino grumbled. They were now walking home through the shortcut. Mao had jumped up on the narrow ledge on the side and was balancing herself as she walked, arms stretched out at her sides. Nino looked at her with a frown. He knows it’s summer but she could at least not show too much skin.

“Can’t you just be happy I got you off work?” Mao replied.

He shifted the bag of cinnamon roll in his hand. “I would be much happier at work.”

“I knew that. So I purposely want to irk you and make you spend time with me,” she laughed. Nino growled as he watched her play around.

“Get down from there. You might fall.”

She gave a smile at his words. “I just needed the calming effect you have,” she then supplied an explanation.

Nino frowned at that. Calming effect huh? But he was always on pins and needles when she’s around. “What for?”

Mao didn’t answer as she had her tongue out, concentrating on balancing herself. What’s the use? He thought, grimacing.

“So you got me off work for nothing? You just have nothing better to do huh?”

“I have more fun with you,” she suddenly chirped.

Nino looked at her. No one has ever said that to him. Maybe just his online buddies. “By fun, you mean I’m the one that you can get to do anything you want the easiest, right?”

“Yep! Besides, this might also be a good time to take your C3PO costume to the dry cleaners,” she then teased, laughing.

Nino scowled at her. “I now wish you’d fall off so I can leave you for dead.”

“Ha! I bet you don’t have the guts.”

“Of course I have!”

“Really now?” she challenged and then pretended to lose her balance. Nino yelped and quickly ran near her as she laughed wickedly. But then she really lost her balance and landed in his arms.

“Oof!” he huffed as he caught her, breaking her fall.

She laughed up at him and at her blunder, leaning against him.

“I don’t know what you do to me,” he groaned as he shook his head.

Mao’s laugh slowly trailed off as she looked at him. He really is a nice guy… Such a dork and geek. Geerk! Heh? But still… he was someone you really want to depend on… Why is that? Her heart skipped a beat. She froze and then pushed Nino away hard.

Nino yelped. “Oi! What’s the big deal?” he asked frowning, rubbing his chest.

Mao’s eyes darted left and right. Her heart shouldn’t be skipping around right now! It’s just Kazu! Silly, geeky Kazu!

“Why are you scowling? I didn’t do anything!”

“Nino? Mao?” a voice called behind.

They turned around and found Aoi smiling at them. Mao’s eyes snapped to Nino and she rolled her eyes at his expression.

**

“You and Mao seem really close,” Aoi said as she watched Nino tinker with the radio. She had asked him if he could come fix it for her and he answered after Mao had kicked him in the shin for just staring.

Nino’s head snapped to her and he gave a forced laugh. Close? Yeah, coz she’s tied a noose around his neck. His eyes narrowed at the image of Mao in his mind. And his shin was still smarting! Trying to help, huh? He grumbled at what Mao’s reason for kicking him awake. She could try a gentler way!

“Your relationship looked to be kinda special aside from the father’s cousin’s mother’s nephew’s niece part,” Aoi chuckled softly.

His thoughts went back to Aoi. He loves hearing her laugh. His heart pounded.

“Still, I can’t wait for summer to be over and she goes away,” he said wistfully. Hoping silently that truly is the case or he’ll make her!

“Why is that?”

Nino cleared his throat. He knew it sounded bad. “Well, nothing against her. I’m just the type who likes peace and quiet.”

Aoi smiled at that. “Ah, I’m like that too.”

And suddenly realizing what she said was weird because of her supposed meaning behind it, she then put her hand on Nino’s. “Would you like a rootbeer?”

Nino looked down at her hand. Aoi, laughing embarrassedly, then pulled away and quickly went to the kitchen. He swallowed hard.

**

Mao lay spread-eagled on the back porch frowning at nothing on the ceiling. She got up, glanced back at the door and laid down again, huffing. She did this repeatedly till she saw the front door slowly opening and then quickly lay still on her back. She heard him come out and sat down beside her.

“What are you doing?” she asked, frowning. He was looking at his right hand almost in awe.

“Aoi touched my hand…”

Mao scoffed and then pulling the KeroKeroppi throw pillow from under her head and threw it at him. It bounced off his head.

“You’re making me gag. If Aoi could see you right now, she’d be packing her bags to get away from the weirdo that is you,” she said as Nino glared at her.

“You won’t understand anyway,” he then said and lay down, still staring up at his right hand.

“What? Someone like Aoi touching you makes you feel you aren’t worthy?” Mao rolled her eyes.

Nino ignored her.

“She won’t ask you to go over to her house if she thinks that,” she told him, sounding a bit frustrated.

She felt Nino perk up, almost hopeful. It made her more restless. Although she had somehow wanted him to feel good about himself... It must be the heat!

“Let’s go to your room and open the air conditioner,” she then said, getting up.

“Heh? That’s not necessary. It’s not even that hot!”

Mao regarded him silently. Nino looked at her warily. He then yelped as she lunged for him and his keys.

“Y-You can’t touch that there!” he cried.

**

Chaos was everywhere! People and children were running around screaming. Wanting to get to safety. The monster was destroying everything in its path as it gave a blood-curling roar. It snatched up a handful of people and tossed them away. A Porsche was flattened under its clawed feet. Its tail smashed into a McDonald’s-

“Wait! Wait! Wait!” Nino called.

“What? We were just getting to the fun part!”

“There’s no McDonald’s in the Galactic Republic!” Nino protested. They were in his room, the air conditioner open (Yes, he was weak.), playing with his many Star Wars action figures (Those previously out of their boxes.)

“There can be! McDonald’s is everywhere!”

“And no way ‘Godzilla’ could exist there! Or in this case ‘Frogzilla,” he pointed at Mao’s stuffed frog. One of its eyeballs popping out.

“I say it can so it can!”

“It doesn’t even look scary. Well, maybe that eyeball thing…”

Mao made a face at him. “The Galactic Republic needs to have some changes.”

“It looks kind of funny,” Nino continued, bopping it on the head. “Why do you still keep that thing?”

“I like funny-looking things!” she said as she hugged it.

“Why did you look at me when you said ‘funny-looking’?” Nino said defensively.

She didn’t realize that she had. She paused. What the hell is she doing? That didn’t just happen.

“Anyway,” she said loudly, her face growing a bit hot. “’Frogzilla’ exists!”

“Fine! Then Luke is the wizard who’s going to stop him by turning him into a stuffed frog!”

**

Mao slowly opened her eyes. She was lying on her side on the bed. Her eyes went to Nino who was leaning against it, asleep, mouth slightly open. She stifled a laugh at the way he looked.

They had fallen asleep after destroying the whole Galactic Republic much to Nino’s dismay. Mao gazed at his profile for a moment, a feeling of content surfacing. She then hesitantly reached out and started playing with his hair gently. He never stirred.

With just him and a little imagination into a different world, her frustrations were forgotten. He was like this big toy she can always play with, she thought amused, as she looked at him. With him protesting all the way, for sure. Her eyes drooped and they slowly closed, a smile still playing on her lips.

**

Mao opened the fridge and frowned as she stared at what was inside. All the items had post-its stuck to them with ‘Nino’ on them. From the milk, the cheese, cherry tomatoes… Even the lone pickle that didn’t look edible. She shrugged and still took out the milk carton.

“That isn’t yours,” she heard Nino say as she was about to pour it into a mug.

“So?”

Nino snatched the milk away. “You’ve been eating all my food this whole while. Go buy your own!”

“Why are you even still here?” Mao grumbled.

“I’m going to the grocery to restock. Someone’s been pigging out,” he glared pointedly.

“I’ll just give you money then. Go buy my share,” she rolled her eyes at him as she headed to her room while Nino yelled she should be coming with.

She entered her room and went to her drawer, shaking her head at how stingy he is. Grabbing her wallet, she opened it. Heh? She searched her drawer thoroughly. After a while… Uh-oh.

**

Mao’s dark scowl was evident she wasn’t successful in getting money from her ATM. Nino watched her warily as she pulled on her shirt, frustrated. Or his shirt to be exact. He had insisted she not wear the usual things she has. Mao had stared at him and then protested. There was nothing wrong with what she wears! It’s too hot to be all covered up anyway.

“Don’t forget I am still the landlord. And I have put up the rules,” he had said to her.

Mao narrowed her eyes at him. “You really enjoy calling yourself landlord huh? You like being called (land)Lord Kazu, right?” she teased.

Nino shushed her and went to retrieve a proper shirt for her. His ‘I Heart Darth’ shirt.

“I thought you didn’t like Darth?”

“He has his moments, okay?”

Mao gave an amused smile. “Sounds like someone I know,” she said flippantly as he frowned.

But she did look quite cute in it, he thought almost grudgingly. Something he thought that would never come across his mind. Nino watched as she gave a frustrated growl. Her furious eyes then snapped to him. Automatically, he held his hands up. It was better to be safe. She didn’t look too happy. Did her family cut her off?

“There’s no other choice,” she gritted then took out her cellphone.

**

Nino was still staring up at the house, Mao’s house to be exact, his mouth slightly agape. She had left him outside the gate and went in. (Stay here and don’t ask questions.) It appears her family was well-off. What is really up with her? He heard the door open with Mao quickly stepping out, walking briskly towards him and then hurriedly pulling him.

“Nee-chan!” someone called behind them.

Nino turned his head back and saw a young girl standing there, brow furrowed with concern.

“I told you not to call me that!” Mao’s voice snapped with a finality.

Nino looked at her startled and something in her eyes warned him not to say, ask or do anything. They quickly distanced themselves as the girl behind could only stare after them.

**

Nino glanced at Mao beside him. They were now sitting on the bus headed for the mall. She had announced she was hungry so they should eat first and then do the grocery. He hadn’t asked anything or brought up what happened earlier though it still nagged at him. The way she had looked and sounded… He glanced at her again and then shook his head. Right now though, she had fallen sound asleep like nothing weird had happened earlier. Her head swayed and it fell on his shoulder.

He looked at her grimacing, and gently lifted her head off with a finger but Mao was dead weight now. He slowly inched away. No use; She was still leaning against him. He inched forward in his seat. Mao slid off his shoulder and fell on his back. Nino winced as she jerked up, her eyes unfocused.

She had looked at him a while as he feigned innocence and then narrowed her eyes. So he doesn’t like that huh? She then linked her arms with his and pulled him close, putting her head on his shoulder, intending to sleep again. Nino sighed and pouted. But his eyes would involuntarily go to her from time to time, questions burning in his mind.

**

“I’m so hungry!” Mao exclaimed perkily, stretching her arms.

“Do you have money?” Nino asked, as they stood in line.

“Of course, Scrooge!”

“You got it from your sister?” he then asked carefully. He had been wanting to find a way to somehow talk about it.

“Should I get a Happy Meal?” she mused, pretending not to have heard him.

Nino regarded her silently for a moment. He sighed inwardly then turned his attention to the orders. Mao glanced at him. She knows he was concerned and – A conversation from a nearby table distracted her.

“Dude, look at that! How come she’s with a loser like him?” a guy said.

“I doubt they’re together. She would know better,” his friend guffawed. “He looks more like a distant relative. Really distant.”

“Like her father’s cousin’s mother’s nephew’s nephew?” Guffaws.

“Maybe we can go save her from that disaster eh?”

Mao’s eyes narrowed at what she was hearing, somehow feeling indignant for Kazu. She looked at him. His hair had that cowlick she finds adorable, he had on his ‘Star Wars Nut’ shirt he was quite proud of. He pulled out his money from his pocket. A coin fell out and rolled away as he tried to catch it. More guffaws. More insults. Oblivious, Nino came walking back with the coin as he blew on it and stopped beside her.

“Kazu-ki!”

Nino turned to her. And then he felt something soft on his lips. Mao’s lips. They stayed there as he looked at her, frozen.

He had always wondered what hurtling through space, walking on the moon, watching a supernova, being in a lightsaber battle with Darth Vader, (and other things he somehow was having a hard time recollecting…) would feel like… Somehow, he had the feeling this right now... what he was experiencing right now should be something close to those… And maybe much more…

*Holy Mother of Meteors...

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Wokling- a term for a baby Ewok.
Holy Mother of Meteors - used by Han Solo.

Episode 3



Wheezy breathing crackles.

Nino hugged the ledge with all his might, gritting his teeth as he watched a darkly-clad figure walk towards him ominously. Its black cape billowing behind him, light saber swinging at its side. It held out a hand and spoke to him.

“Ninomiya Landlord, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy.”

“I will never succumb to your will!” he yelled, glaring. His grip seemed to be slipping.

“I find your lack of underwear disturbing.”

“Cease using your X-ray vision on me!”

Huh?... Wait a second… Wheezy breathing crackles once more.

“Nino, I am your…,” Darth Vader started and then reached up and took off his mask. “Kazu-ki!”

Nino’s eyes widened. “Nooooooooooooooo….”

“Will you stop squealing like a girl?” Mao rolled her eyes as she shook the light saber at him.

He gave a scowl. “What are you doing here?”

Mao smiled sweetly at him. Too sweetly. “I’m just here to make sure you plummet to your death.”

“You may strike me down but- Hey! Watch where you poke that thing!” he gritted at her, interrupting his supposed dramatic speech.

Mao was happily poking him with her light saber. He felt his grip slipping again. She then started tickling him.

“Coochiecoochiecoo,” she giggled.

He wasn’t going to make it. “Watch it! Okay, okay. I change my mind. I will take your offer.”

Mao gave an evil grin. “Sorry, deal’s off! Wasn’t really serious about it, anyway. I’d much rather watch you fall.”

She gave him one last poke. And then all was lost.

“Nooooooooooo…,” he wailed yet again falling and watching her wave good-bye cheerily.

That was when he had woken up with a jolt. What the hell?

“She’s in my head, Aiba! She’s slowly getting into my head!” he cried as he grabbed the front of Aiba’s apron.

Aiba had stared at him silently.

“And I gave in! I gave in! A Jedi should never give in to the Dark Side!” he added, babbling on, sounding frantic. He hated that the dream somehow was a clear reflection of what was happening in reality. He must never sell his soul to the Devil-Slash-Darth-Vader-Slash-Inoue.

Aiba had regarded him silently again as he looked up at him.

“I’m going to pretend nothing weird just happened, my Jedi friend. Now, can you beam us back to Earth?”

Nino idly fiddled with the many Star Wars buttons he has pinned on his apron. (Vote Yoda ’08, Vote Luke Skywalker ’08, Use the Force, Princess Leia Is Out Of This World….) The past few days have been- He jumped as his phone rang to Darth Vader’s theme. He immediately knew who was calling. Aiba rolled his eyes as he watched Nino take out his phone apprehensively. DanDanDaDan~

“Aren’t you being a little too overdramatic? She won’t bite.”

He and Jun don’t really get how sinister, how conniving, how diabolical she really is. (They’re still too busy trying to compete with each other over her.) In other words, Darth Maul will probably be running screaming from the room if he meets her. Okay, so he was exaggerating a little bit but she was pure evil. A Sith. Hmm…

“Oh yes she does,” he muttered darkly.

“Heh?”

He had just gotten home that time, feeling extremely tired and sleepy. He just wanted a hot bath, a glass of warm milk and then settle into his bed. The minute he opened the door, Mao jumped out and excitedly held out her hands to him.

“Givemegivemegiveme,” she said, beaming.

He stared blankly at her.

“My cinnamon roll. Been thinking about it all day!” she grinned at him like a kid.

Wookiees! She narrowed her eyes at the expression on his face, slowly lowering down her hands. “You forgot?”

Nino scratched his head sheepishly. “I’m sorry, okay? I’ll bring you one home tomorrow.”

She stood there looking at him, not amused. Nino could feel her aura changing.

“Oh look at the time!” he exclaimed then yawned exaggeratedly. “I better hit the sack! Oyasumi!”

He gave a stiff grin and quickly headed towards his room, holding his breath and praying. And then-

“Geroffme!” he yelled as Mao had jumped on him again. She then bit him on his shoulder. Hard.

“OW!” he shouted as he shook her off. Mao let go and landed on her feet, glaring at him. He should be the one doing all the glaring here! “What was that?!”

“You smell of cinnamon. I just took a bite,” she said flatly.

Nino stared at her in disbelief as he rubbed his shoulder.

“And that will teach you to forget about me!” she then shot at him.

“I said I was sorry!”

“But you still forgot!” she scowled.

He opened his mouth to- Nino’s thoughts broke, bringing him back to the present. Aiba had been shaking him out of his reverie.

“Stop thinking back to that time. Just tell me, did she really bite you? Where? Why?” Aiba asked, still shaking him.

Nino pushed him off. “She took me for a cinnamon roll.”

“Cinnamon roll? That’s something new…”

“Are you thinking of something dirty?” Nino looked at him disgusted. “It’s not like that!”

“Admit it. You enjoyed it,” Aiba narrowed his eyes at him.

Nino scowled at him. “I’m not a pervert like you!”

“It’s not perversion,” Aiba defended. And then thoughtfully added,” You know, Aoi doesn’t look like someone who will be into biting. You better be prepa-“

Nino jumped and slapped Aiba on the head with a towel. “Will you stop being disgusting?”

Aiba glowered at him. He was just trying to help! DanDanDaDan~

“Just answer it already!” he yelled at Nino.

Nino looked down at his phone again. He was so torn. He wanted to answer it but another part of him didn’t want to give her the satisfaction of knowing she had him. She had him good. Zaptrons! He bets she most probably is surer about that fact, he thought bitterly. She had been extra demanding after claiming it was her right for helping him out with Aoi. (Hello! He still can’t talk to her properly!) She had asked, no, ordered him to buy okonomiyaki when he goes home.

She wanted one with tako. No, chicken. Nah, pork. Ooooh, ika’s much better. Hmmm…. Back to tako. And then she wanted three: tako, pork, ika. But tako and ika would almost taste the same. Tako and pork then. It just goes on and on and on…. She was sending him messages of every step of her decision-making, driving him completely nuts! (He sounds nuts now.) In the end, she wanted ramen. Hmm… What kind of ramen?...

Gar.

He had come home with okonomiyaki (Yes, she went back to okonomiyaki after a bajillion more messages.) and she wasn’t even there! He waited till eleven and then just ate the okonomiyaki (tako) so it wouldn’t go to waste. He was woken up at around two in the morning by loud banging on his door. Groaning, he went to open it, trying to keep his eyes open.

“Where’s my okonomiyaki?” she had asked. She smelled of alcohol and cigarettes.

He looked at her disapprovingly. “I ate it! You should have the intention of staying home when you ask for something!”

“What? I had the intention of making it my midnight snack!”

“Well, too bad, I didn’t know that. Besides, it won’t taste as good anymore!”

They had another squabble. She had kicked him in the shin. Bigger squabble. They- Aiba was shaking him again and lightly slapping his cheeks.

“You’re zoning out again,” Aiba mused. “Answer the damn phone! That tone is giving me a headache. I’m almost expecting Darth to suddenly appear!”

Teeth gritted, Nino finally picked up.

“What took you so long?” Mao yelled at him.

“There’s a lot of customers right now,” he said in a fake cheery voice. “Irrashaimase!” he fake-called.

“Whatever. You know what to do next.”

Nino sighed exasperated. “Do I really have to do that everytime? I’ve learned my lesson, okay?”

After the okonomiyaki incident (He was still sporting a bruise on his shin.), he had decided to ignore her demands, refusing to answer any of her calls. She had stopped calling and Nino felt slightly smug about that. Finally, she gets it that she can’t control him. Ha! Chalk one up for the Jedi Team. He had come home to an empty house yet again. She’s probably off somewhere making another person miserable.

He then noticed a piece of paper stuck to the fridge. A message from the Sith. Okay, from Inoue. ‘Paid Aoi a visit’ with a drawing of a little devil. The drawing suits her just right. Nino stared at it for a moment and then- WOOKIEES! What is that girl up to?! Aoi… No… She wouldn’t dare! He’s just being paranoid…

An image of Mao grinning evilly, her face looking all eerie suddenly popped in his mind. Should he just barge into Aoi’s house and deny everything Inoue claims? Although he wasn’t sure what she would be making up- The sound of the door opening had broken into his thoughts. He watched as Mao stepped in and then waved cheerfully at him. She seems to be in a good mood. Not a good sign for him. He swears he saw her give a smug knowing smirk before heading to her room.

Before he could stop himself, he had blurted out his death sentence. Just something along the lines of “I’ll do everything you want!” Translation: “I am willing to be the idiot who offers to be your slave!” Because see, she was just using reverse psycholo-

“Hey! Hey! Are you spacing out?” Mao called to Nino. “I can’t hear you.”

Nino muttered inaudibly and then putting his right hand over his heart said,” Inoue Mao is my queen. All hail the great queen!” He then made a little jump then landed legs spread as he raised his hand in the air ala Bioman pose. (It was part of his slave contract.)

Aiba gaped at him. “Dude! You’re scaring the customers away!”

Nino ignored him as Mao’s laughter rang out. “You’re doing the pose right?”

“Yeah, I am,” he replied, trying to keep his voice calm. Her laughter continued. “What do you want?!”

“Buy watermelon home,” Mao said, still giggling. “I’ve been craving for some. We can sit out in the back porch and eat it with all the juice dripping! That would be so good!”

Nino listened as she talked giddily about it just like a kid. It was almost hard to believe this was the same girl who was so keen on torturing him. There was an innocent side to her too…

“And then we can pinpoint your home planet in the sky while we’re at it!”

But that thought crosses his mind for only a millisecond. He narrowed his eyes, not amused. Aiba then stood beside him.

“Ask her what she’s wearing right now.”

Nino stared at him blankly. “Seriously, Aiba, stop-“

“Aiba-kun wants to know?” Mao’s voice teased. “I just finished taking a shower-“

“Don’t you go walking around with just a towel on again!” Nino chided, glaring.

Aiba’s mouth dropped.

Mao giggled, acting coy. “Kazu, I never knew you are always thinking about me in just a towel.”

“Can I move in, Nino?” Aiba.

“Stop being such a naughty boy, Kazu. You’re making me blush!” she teased some more as Nino could only sputter. She gave a cheery good-bye and then hang up, chuckling at Nino’s reaction. Too cute. Her phone rang again. She grinned at the name of the caller and answered.

**

Nino took out his keys as he neared his house, a watermelon and a cinnamon roll in his other hand. I bet she’s not home again, he thought as he neared the door. He looked up and to his surprise the door was slowly opening. What the- A cloud of smoke emitted out and in the midst of all that was-

Darth Vader?!?! holding on to a light saber looking straight at him. He froze on the spot. Was he dreaming right now?

“Kazu-ki!”

Heh?

Mao’s head poked out from behind Darth. “I knew it was you! I heard your keys!”

Nino’s eyes went to the tall figure beside her who was taking off the Darth Vader mask. A grinning unfamiliar face greeted him. He and Mao turned back inside as Nino followed, getting a sinking feeling.

He coughed as the smoke filled his nostrils. His house smelled like a bar. He carefully stepped into the living room and froze. Beer can were scattered everywhere as well as cigarette butts and ashes. Open chip bags spilled out on the table and floor. Some had even been stepped on. And the dip was on the couch. Literally on the couch. Playing cards, DVDs and video games were also strewn across the floor.

Jun raised up his beer can at him from the floor, smiling like nothing was out of the ordinary.

“What’s going on here?” Nino asked calmly. His vision a little foggy due to all the smoke.

“We’re having a party!” a girl sitting on the couch said as she grinned, looking tipsy.

Mao handed him a beer can and plopped down beside Jun. Jun placed his arm around her shoulders. “These are my friends from school! Nagayama Eita and Mizukawa Asami.”

Both waved at him. “Can I have this?” Eita then asked, pointing at the light saber in his hand. Nino’s eye twitched.

“Eita, behave!” Asami ordered. Then giggled.

“Aren’t his ears big?” Mao said, smiling dreamily as Asami guffawed on the couch.

Eita narrowed his eyes at her. “Why do you have to bring that up?!”

Jun laughed out loud as he pulled Mao closer to him. He grinned endearingly at her as she hiccupped and said, “I call him Dumbo.”

Eita glowered at her, protesting, as Asami continued to guffaw, gasping for breath. BANG! Their eyes snapped towards Nino who had opened the sliding door loudly

“Party’s over,” he said flatly. “You can all leave now.”

They stared at him as awkward silence ensues. Mao felt indignant and stood up. “What is your problem? Why do you have to ruin-“

“That’s what I should be telling you!” he yelled at her. Mao stopped at the look on his face. “You come in here and mess up the place like this. Are you going to clean up?!”

Mao blinked at him. “No.”

Right.

“But they are,” she continued as she pointed at Jun and the others.

“Heh?” they chorused.

Nino felt his head throb. He never knew he had that kind of temper in him. He then pulled up her friends and started pushing them out the door, along with Jun and her.

“Stop that!” Mao shouted at him.

“Look, Nino-,” Jun started.

“Shut up both of you!” Nino shot at them. He really wasn’t in the mood. There’s a limit to one’s patience.

“You’re always embarrassing me in front of my friends!”

“Why should I give a damn!” he gritted and pushed them all out. “You’re never considerate about others!”

“Y-You’re such a poop!” Mao shot at him, looking agitated. She didn’t know why but she was feeling a bit guilty now as she looked at his face. And that was a first.

“Right back at ya!” he said and slammed the door in their faces. He opened the door again to their surprise. He then snatched the lightsaber from Eita’s hand and slammed the door shut once more.

He turned towards the living room, glaring at the work ahead of him. She has no respect, no consideration at all…. And he had been looking forward to eating watermelon with her… Gar. What was he thinking? He then stomped towards the kitchen to get a garbage bag, wondering when he would have his peace and quiet back.

**

DingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingdongDingDongDingDong.

“OW!” Nino yelped as he stubbed his toe in the dark. Inoue, he gritted his teeth. “Stop ringing the bell already!” he called out and pulled open the door. Someone landed at his feet startling him.

“Kazu-ki!” Mao exclaimed up at him as she laid there giggling, waving her hands up at him.

He looked at the one who had been ringing his doorbell incessantly. He had tripped and was now sitting on the ground, grinning like an idiot. Nino pushed Mao up in a sitting position. She spotted the guy and waved cheerfully.

“Bye Ryu!” she called.

“My name *hic* is Ryo,” the guy corrected.

“Bye Ryu!” Mao corrected herself, still waving her hands wildly.

Ryo waved back and stood up unsteadily as he prepared to go. Nino shook his head at him… Getting a girl drunk like this. Come to thin of it, a more decent girl wouldn’t get this drunk with who he bets was a complete stranger.

“What is wrong with you? Where are Jun and your friends?” he asked. Mao stopped waving and turned to him with a drunk smile.

“I think I split up from them coz you got me so upset,” she said as she poked him on the chest. She let out a deep breath.

“What do you have to be so upset about? I was the one cleaning all the mess up.”

“I don’t know. Just something here didn’t feel right,” she said as she patted her heart. She then took Nino’s hand and put it there. “Feel it.”

Nino yelped and quickly snatched his hand away as Mao giggled.

“Why did you drink so much? It’s not safe for a girl to be this drunk. Something could have happened to you,” he frowned at her as he steadied her.

Mao let out another deep breath as she leaned against him.

“See? You’re making me feel bad again.”

“Heh?”

“You are simple, easy to manipulate, easy to blackmail-“

“Can you get to the point? Or you just want to insult me?”

“I think I’m going to barf.”

“Wha-?!”

He closed his eyes tight and winced as Mao’s back heaved. Son of a bantha… He heard Mao give a giggle and slowly opened his eyes to look at her.

“Wookiees! I made a boo-boo!” she said, eyes unfocused. Her face scrunched up again as Nino closed his eyes resignedly.

**

Nino heaved a sigh of relief as he looked down at Mao on the bed. She had finally stopped vomiting. He could have just left her alone in the bathroom. She asked for it anyway, drinking like that. But him being him, just couldn’t do it. He even held her hair up for her. He had washed a warm towel and cleaned her up.

He looked down at what she was wearing (He didn’t consider them clothes.). He knew she wouldn’t sleep comfortably in them. Slowly walking to her closet, he looked for her pyjamas. Finding none, he retrieved a large Star Wars promo shirt from his room and helped her change into it.

What was he doing? He thought to himself as he tried not to think about it. Quickly finishing, he took out the dirty ‘clothes’ to the hamper. Now, a shower for him.

Drying his hair with a towel, he went back to her room to check on her. She had rolled over to her side, her hair covering her face. He reached out and gently brushed it away. Why can’t she be like this the whole time? Quiet and no trouble. She looked almost angelic as she slept on. He gazed down at her for a moment and then shook his head hard. Fooled I must not be! Heh. She whimpered a little in her sleep. He frowned and squatted down next to her.

“Stay. Please stay,” she mumbled.

He sat down on the floor, feeling a little concerned. Something soft brushed up against his legs. He picked it up. It was a stuffed frog. One of its eyes was about to fall off.

“Funny-looking thing,” he said with a smile as he gave it a little bop. He gave a yawn and leaned against her bed. She seemed to have stopped stirring. He better get back to his room. He gave another yawn as his eyes drooped. ‘Stay. Please stay’ echoing in his thoughts as he drifted off to sleep.

**

Mao winced as she raised herself up. Her head felt heavy. She put a hand against it, closing her eyes. Light snoring. She opened her eyes and looked down. She stared for a while and then slowly smiled. Kazu, she thought amused, feeling a warmth creep up on her. He was on the floor hugging her stuffed frog as he snored.

What was he doing there? She looked down at the Star Wars shirt. Ah. Slowly, she climbed off the bed and silently walked out of the room. She needed a glass of water.

She didn’t know why but seeing Kazu on the floor next to her made her really happy. And that was weird. Really weird. It’s just that… She has never had anyone take care of her the way he did… And he had every reason not to… He’s really asking to be taken advantage of, huh? She thought endearingly. He was simple, easy to manipulate, easy to blackmail but nonetheless a good guy… For the first time, she felt really bad about being difficult to him.

Her hand unconsciously went to the shirt she was wearing. She lifted it up to her nose. A really good, nice-smelling guy. She felt a warm flush creep up her face this time. Wookiees! What was she thinking? And why is she suddenly blurting out Wookiees like him? She shook herself mentally. Something on the kitchen table caught her eyes.

It was the watermelon she requested. Her eyes crinkled. She lifted the lid off a plate beside it. A cinnamon roll. A smile appeared on her lips as she looked down at it. Her eyes went to her bedroom door.

Something stirred inside her. It was the first time in a really long while she whole-heartedly wanted to do something for someone.

**

Nino opened the door to the house and stepped in. He heard loud chattering. Not again, he thought and hurriedly walked towards the living room ready to tell people off when he froze in his tracks. Was he seeing things? Aoi was in his living room. AOI WAS IN HIS LIVING ROOM! Is this the Twilight Zone?

“Kazu! Why are you just standing there?” Mao was standing in front of him, snapping her fingers. “Say hi!”

Nino held up his hand awkwardly. “Hi…”

“What’s this all about?” Nino asked as he pulled Mao to the side, watching Asami and Aoi talk.

“Haven’t you been longing to spend some time with her?” Mao rolled her eyes. “And I invited her to come over before, right?”

“Hey, Mao, can I have a beer?” Eita asked, popping out at her side. Everyone had been drinking sodas.

“Sorry, Ei,” Mao said, jerking her thumb at Nino. “It’s supposed to be his party. And his rule is no beer in the house.”

Who can blame him? After that incident he had to take control!

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #8: NO BEER! (Rootbeer allowed.) And NO SMOKING!

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #9: No unapproved parties.

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #10: No vomiting on the landlord!!!

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #11: Resident Inoue should never come home drunk again! Or else she’ll be sleeping outside. (Mark my words.)

Eita pouted. “That’s such a lousy rule.”

Mao agreed solemnly. Nino narrowed his eyes at her. And then turned to Eita,” Sorry about that other night. It’s just that she brings out the worst in me.”

Eita nodded vigorously. “I know what you mean. She can really drive a person nuts and-“

He caught the glint in Mao’s eyes. “Shutting up,” he mumbled and then went to get soda.

Mao pouted at him and turned to Nino. “What are you waiting for? Go talk to her!”

He grinned at her nervously.

“Okay. Don’t go to her like that. You look crazy.”

He took a deep breath. Lame. He is so lame. He can’t even do this properly. She, his mortal enemy, even had to step in!

“Erm… Thanks…,” he smiled sheepishly at her. Mao shrugged.

“I just wanted to see you make a fool of yourself in front of her,” she smirked.

Nino gave her a glare, patted her head and then went to find Aoi. Mao bit her lip as she turned to look at them. He had stepped beside Aoi and they started chatting. The way he would look at her… Just the way he acted around her… She was really someone important to him.. And she had this way about her that just beckoned people to look at her and treat her like this precious something. She didn’t even have to do anything… Even Jun and Aiba were almost in awe of her… But Kazu… it’s as if she was all he sees… A curious new feeling surfaced… Something she knows she shouldn’t be feeling…

Her thoughts were broken when Jun flicked her on her forehead. “What are you scowling about?”

“N-Nothing,” she replied. Her eyes went to Nino and Aoi. She felt her stomach tighten into a knot involuntarily.

Turning to Jun, she said, “How about we sneak out and find some other fun?”

Jun grinned down at her.

**

Nino folded up a shirt and put it into the basket. He heard someone walk out onto the backyard noisily.

“That Jun! How dare he sneak Mao out!” Aiba complained.

“Why are you still here?” Nino asked as he pulled down a pair of shorts from the clothesline.

“What? I can’t stay a while longer in my friend’s house?”

“Since when did you guys like coming here? You guys would always find a reason not to come before,” Nino reminded him.

“Duh. Since Mao became your housemate,” Aiba said. “Your house doesn’t have that weird vibe anymore.”

Nino made a face at him.

“Or maybe Ohno was the reason for that weird aura,” Aiba pondered. “Anyway, let me use your computer first.”

He noisily walked back inside the house as Nino continued to take down more clothes. He suddenly heard Mao and Jun’s voices coming from the shortcut. He looked over and saw them doubled up in laughter. Jun then took a puff from his cigarette and handed it to Mao. She put it in her mouth. They were each holding a beer bottle.

Mao spotted Nino and nudged Jun. “Wookiees! He’s spotted us! We can’t bring these contrabands in! Uwah!”

They burst into laughter as Nino narrowed his eyes at them. Jun dropped the cigarette on the ground.

“Aiba’s not too happy with you,” Nino informed as he folded a towel.

“Why? Coz I took Mao out?” he said and grabbed Mao from the back and pulled her to him, making Mao giggle. They then headed towards the front as Jun, still holding Mao, suddenly kissed her on the cheek, making her protest. Nino shook his head at them and called out ‘No beer!’. Loud snickering.

**

Mao pulled away from Jun and pushed him playfully. Laughing, she noticed something. She walked towards the table as Jun called for Aiba. She held up two cinnamon rolls. Just two? He should give her a dozen, she thought, amused. Her eyes went towards the sliding door as she bit back what she feels would be a goofy smile.

TSEEW! TSEEW! TSEEW!

Mao laughed out loud as Jun and Aiba ran out, firing toy laser guns they found in Nino’s room at each other.

“How dare you take my princess!” Aiba said in a low dramatic voice, laser gun aimed at Jun.

“She was never yours to begin with, mi amigo,” Jun sneered at him.

TSEEW! TSEEW! TSEEW!

**

Nino could hear the raucous the three were creating inside. He shouted for them to keep it down. But somehow it felt half-hearted. He welcomed the noise now. Maybe because he got used to it with Mao around. It wasn’t such a bad sound really as he heard laughter amidst the TSEEW! TSEEW!

He looked up to the night sky. Today isn’t such a bad day. He had talked to Aoi for more than five sentences. That’s gotta count for something. And Inoue did a good deed. She wasn’t all that bad. Maybe there is still hope for the Sith, he chuckled at the thought.

“What do you think he’s doing?” he heard Aiba say in a fake loud whisper.

“I think he’s communicating with his home planet,” Jun fake-whispered back.

Mao held up a finger. “Kazu~ Phone hooooooooome~”

They burst into guffaws. Nino’s eyes snapped to them. They then scrambled to get inside as Nino ran towards them.

“I’m going to blast your choobies off to space!” he yelled.

They stared at him. “Choobies?” they chorused.

“Your butts!” he said exasperated. Honestly, doesn’t anyone here watch Star Wars?

They stared at each other and then guffawed once more. Nino then snatched the light saber from Mao’s hand as Jun and Aiba’s laser gun aimed at him.

“No fair! I have no weapon!”

“You’re the prisoner anyway.”

“That’s lame! Prisoners don’t do anything! I’ll just use Kamekameha!” she yelled with the pose. The other three stared at her.

“You’re the prisoner. Just go ‘Help! Help!’,” Nino stuck his tongue out at her.

“Don’t get too cocky,” she narrowed her eyes at him. Just because she was treating him nice doesn’t mean she’s going to let him get away with everything. “I still haven’t gotten back at you for taking my clothes off!”

Jun and Aiba gaped at Nino.

“Seriously, can I move in?” Aiba.

Nino, with his mouth open, pointed the light saber at her accusingly as she smiled at him innocently.

“D-Don’t say it like that!” he glared. “Look-“

“Get his choobies!” Jun yelled.

TSEEW! TSEEW!

Episode 2



Nino rubbed his eyes sleepily as he stepped out of his room. His half-closed eyes then went to the other bedroom door. He stood there staring at it. Maybe last night had all been a dream. A really really bad dream. His eyes went down to the pair of heels that was scattered outside the door. No. It hadn’t been a dream; his heart sinking. He scratched his head, the frustration coming back.

If only he had a time machine, he could go back and undo all this; avoid falling into her trap. Or if only he had the awesome ability to control minds. He could ask her to leave peacefully. That would be cooler. Sighing, he slowly walked towards the bathroom, yawning widely. His mind still a haze; he went to the sink, didn’t bother looking into the mirror and splashed water on his face. He then reached out automatically for his towel. Wiping his face, he looked into the mirror and noticed…

“Hoo!” he yelped and threw down the underwear he was holding. What in Yoda’s name- He whipped his head left and right. He felt the urge to pull on his hair.

His bathroom… His once organized and pristine bathroom… It looked like a hurricane had gone through it. In the form of a petite big-eyed girl.

Everything was in chaos. Her make-up were scattered around the sink. Her hair products, lotions and whatnots suddenly lined the racks, obscuring his stuff. Shampoo and soap lay open on the floor. And is he seeing her red nail polish open and dripping onto the floor? Her clothes were strewn on the slightly damp floor (the hamper was right there!). And her numerous undergarments were hanging on the towel bars and on the shower door.

He stood there in horror as his eyes took in everything. S-She’s a girl, right? Girls shouldn’t be such slobs! He then stomped out of the bathroom and knocked loudly on her door. Nothing. He pounded his fist, his jaw tightening. Zilch. He called out her name loudly for a few times. Nada.

He turned towards the bathroom, teeth gritted. He really should leave this mess for her to clean up later. She needed to be responsible! And should really remember she isn’t living alone! He needed to survive as well! His chest heaving in frustration, he stalked off towards his room but after a few steps turned back. He looked at the mess again and sighed.

He came back again with a pair of thongs and rubber gloves. Glaring back at her door first before stepping into the bathroom. Just trying to pretend he’s battling alien monsters to keep his mood in check.

**

ATTENTION: RESIDENT INOUE

In lieu of your more-than-suspect behaviour, I, Landlord Ninomiya, believe it is best, in the interest of a harmonious living environment, to present to you some rules that must always be followed and memorized by heart. (NOTE: More rules are subject to be added depending on future circumstances.)

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #1: No more shenanigans. (I mean it!)

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #2: Articles of clothing worn by Resident Inoue should not be too flashy. In short, Resident Inoue should be covered up conservatively.

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #3: Bathroom must at all times be kept clean, organized and sensitive-garments-free.

Mao stared at the paper stuck to her door, an amused smile playing on her lips. Somehow it was impossible for him not to show his dorkiness. She had opened her door, yawning, and caught sight of it. He had even stuck at least three pages of paper, as if knowing more rules were bound to be added. Well, she herself wouldn’t put that past her, she thought, grinning and headed towards the kitchen.

Opening the fridge, she peeked in and grabbed the milk carton. Closing it, she noticed a picture stuck to it with a “The Truth Is Out There” magnet. It was Kazu with the two guys she recognized from the coffee shop. They had party hats on celebrating what looked to be Kazu’s birthday.

She smiled at the picture. It was just right timing she was in that coffee shop and overheard their interesting conversation. She had been looking for a place for a while now. It would be her first time living outside but she wasn’t keen about the I-have-to-do-everything-on-my-own part. Their conversation proved to be a huge help to her. She found out Kazu is just the person she needs. A sweet simple guy that she can easily… convince. Plus, he was the responsible type that can make life easy for her.

She poured the milk into a C3PO mug she took out and surveyed the small house. There wasn’t much but it gave off that warm feeling you would want to go home to. She hadn’t ever felt that. She could get used to it.

Two movie posters were up on the wall beside the bookshelf. A Star Wars 1977 movie poster. The other one was the X-Files. A Darth Vader mask was jammed in with the books. Her eyes fell on the toy light saber on the coffee table, along with some tiny action figures. She picked up the sword and switched on the light. It glowed red. Geek, she thought.

She then walked towards the sliding wooden doors that led to a small back porch and backyard, sipping her milk. Watching the clothes hanging outside fluttering lightly in the wind, she contemplated what she could do for the day. Gulping down the rest of the milk, she left the mug on the kitchen table, along with the milk carton, and walked towards the bathroom, stretching luxuriously.

He really is a gift from heaven or from whatever planet he came down from, she thought contentedly as she looked at the spotless and once again organized bathroom. Ah. Time for a shower. Now, where were her underwear?

**

Nino rinsed the mop under the running water, irritation evident on his face. Why shouldn’t he just throw her out? He had the right to! She obviously had resorted to tactics to make him agree to their arrangement. He should just take all of her things, throw them out and demand for her to leave. But he couldn’t seem to work up the courage to do it… Somehow, he knew he shouldn’t underestimate her too much. He can’t do things to provoke her.

“Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering…,” he muttered to himself.

“Are you quoting Star Wars again?” Aiba’s voice came from behind him.

Nino continued rinsing the mop, ignoring him.

“You seem to be in a sour mood today,” Aiba observed. That doesn’t happen much. He was almost late for work too. “Did you not win your Ewoks?”

Nino narrowed his eyes at him. The bid was still going on. But a certain DarthVaderRox is trying to outbid him. And that thought added more to his irritation. He still wasn’t able to tell Jun and Aiba about his new pain of a housemate owing to the fact there had been a lot of customers that day. He needed to talk to them soon and ask for advice. There had to be a way out of this.

“Is Jun back yet?” he asked Aiba. He had told him to come back later in the day. There was something important they needed to discuss. His life depended on it! Jun and Aiba had stared blankly at him when he said that bit.

“Yeah, I’ve seen him come in,” Aiba replied and started heading out.

“I’ll be right out,” Nino said.

**

Aiba headed towards Jun’s usual table. Good thing things have slowed down a bit.

“What’s up with Nino?” Jun asked as Aiba sat down next to him.

Aiba shrugged. “Weird he is so,” he said, trying to be all Yoda.

Jun rolled his eyes at him. “This is the first time I’ve heard him sounding panicked. Well, besides that time Aoi just moved in.”

Before Aiba could answer, Nino plopped down in front of them, wiping his hands with a towel. “Glad we can finally talk. I really-“

At that moment, the door opened. Aiba looked to the entrance and nudged Jun. Jun followed his gaze and an appreciative smile appeared on his lips. Nino frowned at his distracted friends and turned around to see what it was.

A petite girl was standing there, looking around as she pushed her sunglasses up on her hair. Jun observed the mini-skirt that hugged her hips nicely and showed a good amount of legs. Both Jun and Aiba’s eyes lingered on the way her loose top had come off one perfectly-shaped shoulder. Her big almond-shaped eyes stopped at their table.

“She’s mine,” Jun quickly said.

“Hey, I saw her first!”

“She’s looking this way! And smiling,” Jun said as he straightened up.

“Obviously, she’s looking at me,” Aiba retorted.

“Dream on!”

They watched as the girl, smiling more widely, walked towards them, as they continued debating who gets her when she spoke up. “Kazu! There you are!”

Jun and Aiba stared at each other. Kazu? Their eyes snapped to Nino, who had a dark look on his face. Which confused them more. The girl plopped down beside him and waved to them.

She then turned to Nino. “Kazu, where did you put my underwear?”

Nino turned scarlet as Jun and Aiba’s mouths dropped open involuntarily.

“I placed them on a chair outside your door,” he hissed softly as he looked around to see if anyone overheard. She should really keep her voice down.

Mao chuckled. “I was just messing with you. I thought you took them when I couldn’t find them at first.”

“I’m not a pervert!”

“Just tell me when your perverted side suddenly decides to surface. I can give you some. Just ask,” she grinned mischievously as Nino opened and closed his mouth, agitated.

She then faced the two who were staring at them mouths agape.

“Isn’t he so cute when he’s agitated? I’m Inoue Mao by the way. Kazu’s new housemate,” she grinned at them as she places her head on Nino’s shoulder. He was not amused.

“W-What?!” they exclaimed simultaneously.

“Uh-huh,” Mao nodded cheerfully. “Ah. I need an iced latte.”

Nino had his hand over his face as Mao jumped up and went to the counter. This time, Jun and Aiba were the ones who were opening and closing their mouths, shocked. Nino relayed the events that had happened.

“Please help me get rid of her,” he pleaded softy when he finished. He just wanted his peace and quiet back.

Jun stared at him. “Are you an idiot? Why would you want to get rid of her?”

Aiba echoed his sentiments, nodding vigorously. Nino stared at them, exasperated. Haven’t they been listening?

“She’s not that simple, okay?” he said, glancing to see if she was coming back. “She’s too forward and-“

“As long as she’s not a crazed psycho who will smother you when you’re sleeping, she’s okay,” Aiba reassured.

“Stop putting ideas into his head!” Jun frowned at him when Nino’s eyes widened.

Nino narrowed his eyes at the two of them. “You guys just want her around, don’t you?”

They weren’t even concerned for him, he thought bitterly as he watched the two become indignant at what he said. Mao suddenly appeared beside him, sipping her iced latte.

“I have to go, Kazu-ki!” she said, patting him on the head. He tried to wave her hand away while pleading with his eyes at Aiba, who wasn’t paying attention.

“Oh, look! I have to go too,” Jun said loudly as Aiba glared at him.

Mao then raised her hand up in the universal alien greeting sign and then cheerfully headed towards the door, followed quickly by Jun. Aiba was left pouting.

“A little help here?” Nino said, rubbing his temples.

Aiba’s gaze followed Mao and Jun as they walked out. “Maybe we could switch. You can have Sakurai Sho as a housemate,” he mused.

Sho was another party animal but somehow he would gladly take him over Inoue anytime. “Yes please!” he cried, although he knew Aiba wasn’t serious.

“You are desperate.”

“She’s not really good for my blood pressure,” Nino said glumly and buried his head in his arms.

**

“Why are you still following me?” Mao asked as she and Jun walked along the street lined with boutiques. Oooh… pretty shoes.

“I’m not following you,” Jun shot back. “We’re just going in the same direction.”

Mao rolled her eyes. Jun grimaced at himself. He never was one to have any trouble with girls. But she was particularly oblivious to his looks and charms. Something that never ever happens. He contemplated that for a while. Was it his hair that day? He had tried a different loo- He bumped into her as she had suddenly stopped in her tracks. Jun looked around, there was a group of teenage girls coming towards them. In a split second, Mao had thrown her arms around his neck, pulled him down and buried her face in the curve of his neck. He stood there, shocked and wide-eyed as the group of girls, giggling, walked past them.

They stayed there in that position for a while. Mao peeked out, checking if the coast was clear.

“W-Wha-,” Jun started.

Mao quickly pulled back and looked at him. A cheerful smile then made her nose crinkle. “How about we go watch a movie, Jun-kun?”

Jun stared at her for a while. She had been aloof and distant just before. What was behind this sweet smile now? She then linked her arms with his and started to pull him.

“I want popcorn, chocolates…,” she went on as Jun could only follow helplessly. Looking a bit disoriented at what just occurred and then shrugged it off, as Mao grinned up at him becoming friendlier.

**

Nino sleepily got up his bed and scratched his stomach. He looked to the clock. It was three in the morning. What was he doing up anyway? He hadn’t heard her come home yet though. He gave a scowl. What’s it to him anyway? Wouldn’t it be better if she never ever came back? It’s that Aiba’s fault! He had been asking for her number when she and Jun had left.

“What? You don’t even have her number?” Aiba exclaimed in disbelief.

“So?”

“Dude, what kind of a housemate are you? Aren’t you even concerned about her safety? You’re responsible for her in some ways too, you know. You guys are living under the same roof. What if she suddenly gets into an accident? You want that hanging over you? She’s a helpless girl all alone-“

“Okay, okay. I’ll get her number for you!” Nino snapped at him.

“Yosh!”

But Aiba’s words had stuck to him. No matter how evil she is, she’s still a girl and there’s no saying that she may have an encounter with perverts, criminals, members of the underworld… Though he’d have more sympathy for them if they ever bump into her.

She better get home soon. Maybe he should put up a curfew. His ears suddenly perked up. Someone was moving around outside. So she is home. He made to lie back down in bed but stopped. He should take this opportunity to go have a serious talk with her now. He took a deep breath and stood up.

The lights were off. She seemed to be rummaging in the fridge. He slowly walked towards the kitchen and then froze. His eyes suddenly widening as he saw the person straightening up from the fridge. That isn’t Inoue! He suddenly crouched down and peeked out. The intruder was holding a bottle of jam in his hand.

He fumbled for something that would serve as a weapon. His hands closed in on something. Taking another deep breath to calm his nerves, he then gave a yell as he jumped up, switched on the lights and held his toy light saber in front of him.

“Drop that jam!” he shouted, his mind a blank. What was he doing? He accidentally pushed a button. His sword lit up.

The intruder blinked at him. A piece of bread in his mouth. Okay, so maybe he in his Chewbacca pyjamas holding on to a toy sword doesn’t scream intimidating.

“My housemate’s a professional wrestler!” he yelled loudly, gulping. “You better get out of here or he’ll squeeze you to a pulp!”

“What are you doing?”

Nino whirled around. Inoue stood there giving him a weirded out look. She had come out after hearing Nino’s frantic yells and found him standing there waving a lighted saber around.

Was she blind or something? Nino thought. Doesn’t she see the intruder standing there? All six foot tall of him?

“S-Stay behind me! There’s a jam burglar here!” he said and whipped his head back to the intruder, who pulled out the bread from his mouth and chewed, looking amused.

“I have another housemate!” he babbled on, his light saber at the ready.

He heard a giggle break out behind him. Mao looked up at Nino, her eyes full of laughter. “Jam burglar?”

Her eyes met the intruder’s and they both burst into loud laughter. Mao was almost in tears. Nino stood there looking lost.

“Silly Kazu, he’s Shin!” she said in between gasps.

“My name is Shun,” the guy corrected.

“That’s what I said,” Mao said as Shun shrugged.

Nino blinked. “Who is Shun?”

“My friend.”

The intruder waved at him, grinning. Ah, that explains it. Yeah, right.

“What is he doing here?” he glared at her, trying to cover up that awkward situation.

“For jam?” Loud snickers. Nino narrowed his eyes at them.

“He’ll be staying here for the night,” Mao explained.

Nino frowned at that. This girl… Shun had moved on to spreading jam.

“And how long have you and Shun been friends?” he feigned curiosity, smiling. He somehow had a feeling…

Mao smiled back at him. “Five hours maybe?”

She looked to Shun who gave a nod, as he bit into his sandwich. Nino nodded solemnly at that.

And then,” Are you kidding me?!”

Mao and Shun looked at him, startled. Nino stomped towards Shun and started pushing him towards the door. Shun could only bite into his sandwich as he looked to Mao.

“What the hell? Can’t you let him stay for the night?” Mao protested as she tried to pull Shun back.

“No, because you don’t really know him. Stop inviting strange men into my house!” he said, teeth gritted, continuing to push Shun out.

“It’s my house too! I can do anything I want!”

“No, you can’t! I am still the landlord!” he said as Mao made a face at him.

“Don’t embarrass me in front of my friend!” she yelled. Shun’s ears were slightly ringing from all the shouting.

Nino had managed to push him out the door, throwing his shoes out after him. Shun blinked as the door slammed shut. Shouting continued.

“Who are you anyway, my dad?!” she scowled at him and made to open the door to let Shun in again.

Nino grabbed her arm to stop her. “Oh, so now your dad cares enough about you instead of just beating you up!”

“Let me go!” she growled as she made a move for the door again.

“You know what? You can just go with him and leave if you want to!”

They struggled and in the process his light saber had hit Mao hard square in the face. Nino froze as Mao’s hand slowly reached up and touched her face lightly. His heart pounded.

“I-I didn’t mean to do that,” he said slowly. He took a step back. Mao’s eyes snapped to him.

Help.

He quickly sprinted away as Mao, growling, jumped on him and started hitting him everywhere.

“Geroffme!” he cried, trying to throw her off as Mao pulled on his hair.

“How dare you hit me!”

“It wasn’t on purpose!”

He slipped and they landed on the floor. He was on his back now as Mao sat over his chest, still pounding him. It hurt. Really hurt. She really can hit.

“Stop it!” he shouted and then realized they had been making too much noise. He slapped her hands away and shushed her, trying to cover her mouth.

Mao’s angry tirade stopped. She grabbed hold of his hands and started sniffing them. Nino could only stare up at her wide-eyed and confused. She then started sniffing him, like a dog. From his hair to his neck to his chest. What the hell?

“W-What are you doing?” he demanded as he tried to push her off. “You really don’t give a person his space, do you?”

“You smell of cinnamon,” she then said.

“So?” he frowned at her. He had been stacking cinnamon rolls that day.

“From now on, you have to bring me home a cinnamon roll each day, got it?” she ordered, poking him on the chest.

“Why?”

“Coz I love them. Don’t forget,” she warned.

“Why do I have to listen to you?”

She smiled down at him. “You don’t want me to wake up the neighbours right now, do you?”

Nino thought about that and quickly nodded. “Okay, okay. Cinnamon roll.”

Mao grinned, satisfied. She looked down at his Chewbacca pyjamas. The way he looked earlier supposedly trying to protect her… She chuckled out loud.

“What are you so amused about?” he said warily, somehow having an idea.

“You just looked so adorable in your widdle Star Wars pyjamas waving your widdle glowing sword.”

Nino glared up at her. “W-Well, that shirt you have on doesn’t suit you!”

He really can’t think of a strong retort. Mao looked down at her oversized shirt with a large cartoon frog on the front.

“What? I like frogs.”

“It’s cute. You’re uncute. Therefore, it doesn’t suit you.” Why doesn’t he just shut his mouth? He groaned inwardly.

Mao gave an amused smirk. Geek. She then grabbed a handful of his hair and started shaking his head left and right as he protested.

“My cinnamon rolls,” she reminded and then got up. Nino pouted as she walked off in her big soft frog slippers.

“Hey…,” he said, raising himself up.

Mao turned her head back to him.

“Give me your phone number. So… situations like these can be prevented,” he explained. It doesn’t have anything to do with concern for her or anything. He was looking out more for himself here. Mao regarded him silently for a while and then smiled.

**

Mao yawned and plopped down on her bed, stretching. An unconscious smile appeared in her lips. Jam burglar, she thought, amused, as her eyes slowly closed. The smell of cinnamon lulling her into a comfortable sleep.

**

“Are you done yet?” Nino wailed outside the bathroom door, swaying.

“In a minute,” Mao said in a sing-song voice.

“You said that five minutes ago!”

“Did I?”

He gave a glare. “Have you read the new rules?”

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #4: Do not leave things lying around! Clean up.

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #5: No bringing of strange men into the house. (Or strange anything for that matter.)

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #6: Mention of “Jam Burglar” will lead to expulsion.

Must-follow-at-all-cost Rule #7: Sniffing of the landlord from now on is strictly prohibited.

He heard her start humming. He gave the door a dark look. She was being deliberate! She must be trying to get back at him for last night. Why is she up so early? He grumbled. His toes curled. He hugged the wall, miserable. He really needed to go. He knocked on the door weakly. Mao had started singing. Gar. He can’t take this anymore.

He quickly ran towards the sliding doors and out onto the backyard. That’s a good spot, he thought. He could breathe now and he was sighing in relied as he did his business, looking up to the bright cloudless sky.

“Nino?” someone greeted. “Good morning!”

He froze and slowly turned his head. Aoi. Wookies! He forgot about the shortcut people usually take back here! His heart racing, he frantically tried to finish fast. Aoi was walking nearer towards him, mild confusion on her face. He was acting a bit strange… He was glad that the wall blocked most of him. Hurry, he thought frantically.

Finally! “G-Good morning” he then gave a wave, looked at his hand and then jammed it into his shorts pockets.

Aoi smiled at him from the other side of the low wall. He seemed to be going red again.

“W-Where did you come from?”

“Just went to get milk,” she lifted up her bag.

Nino nodded at that. “My milk got spoiled yesterday. Someone- I mean I left it accidentally out on the table.”

What was he thinking? Aoi smiled kindly at what he said. Think of something not weird to say, he scolded himself.

“You-,” they both said simultaneously and then chuckled sheepishly.

“Kazu!”

Nino froze and winced inwardly. As Aoi tried to hide her shock at what she was seeing. Nino slowly looked back, his heart sinking. Inoue was standing on the porch with just a towel wrapped around her.

“Where are my underwear?”

Nino scowled at Mao and then turned to Aoi. She looked a little lost.

“Sh-She’s such a kidder,” he said, giving an awkward laugh.

Mao observed Nino and the girl he was with. And then a mischievous glint appeared in her eyes. She noisily walked towards them as Nino prayed for lightning to strike or something. Any distraction will do!

“You must be Aoi!” she greeted cheerfully.

Nino’s head snapped to her and gave her a warning look. This girl…

Aoi smiled a little unsure. “Y-Yes and you are…”

“Inoue Mao,” she grinned. “I’m Kazu’s-“

“Distant relative!” Nino blurted out.

Mao and Aoi both stared at him. “Really, really distant relative. She’s just here for the summer and then she’s gone!”

Mao regarded him silently. And then happily put her arm around him, pulling him close. “Yes! Kazu’s really so welcoming! I’m his father’s cousin’s mother’s nephew’s niece!”

Aoi tried to work that out as Nino glared at Mao.

“Don’t ruin things,” he hissed under his breath. “And you should have at least put some clothes on first!”

Mao smiled sweetly at him. “She’s the one you always talk about, huh, Kazu?”

“W-What?” Nino’s eyes snapped to Aoi, who was suddenly looking shy.

“Yeah. The angel. The goddess. Helen of Troy!” she continued, grinning as she watched Nino squirm.

“I-I didn’t say that!” he explained. “Well, I’m not really saying you can’t be all those-“

Lame. He was so lame.

“Why don’t you come over some time, Aoi?” Mao invited cheerfully.

Aoi’s eyes widened. She looked at Nino who had sort of become dazed.

“Yep! We’ll invite all our friends. Right, Kazu?” she turned to Nino innocently.

Nino looked at her helplessly and could just nod. Aoi looked a little confused but slowly nodded. When she had left, Nino stood there, his eyes glinting at Mao who just grinned up at him, feigning innocence.

“What are you up to?”

“What?” Mao said, acting hurt at his assumption. “I’m doing you a favour here!”

“I don’t need your help!”

Well… That really wasn’t true…

Mao rolled her eyes. “Yeah, right. I’m sure you’d forever just be staring at her all googly-eyed until your species comes down and takes over Earth. And even then, you’d still remain googly-eyed.”

Nino scowled at her. “J-Just go in and put some clothes on!”

Mao smiled at him. The way you would smile when you have someone under your thumb. “You owe me for this.”

“Huh?”

“You’ve made some progress with Aoi because of me. Therefore, you owe me. I’ll be expecting something in return of course.”

Nino could only gape at her. What progress? She was impossible!

“I’ll let you know when I think of something,” she then said, pinching his cheek. “You are too adorable!”

She then skipped towards the house as Nino stood there dumbstruck. He slowly looked up towards the sky. Please, just take him out of here. Out of this craziness.

“Beam me up, Scotty.”

The wind rustled his hair. He hung his head. Nothing. He started towards the house and found Inoue, looking at him all amused, leaning against the door frame. He worked up a mean glare.

“I guess you’re stuck with me,” she chirped. And then dramatically bowing to him, “May the Force be with you.”

She then shook her head and chuckled endearingly as she went inside the house, asking once more for her underwear. Nino trudged sullenly towards the house.

Use the Force, Nino. Use the Force. Ah, who was he kidding? Gar.